TBP chatfic !

Unlucky vancey {filler}

Vance: when i turned on my fan it started going really fast

Vance: and i started getting worried so i ran out of my room

Robin: damn

Vance: I DIDNT FINISH ROBIN STFU

Robin: OKAY DAMN

Vance: anywayyy

Vance: as soon as i left the room my celling fan broke and fell ontop of my bed
(Based on true story that happened with my tio)

Robin: OH SHIT WTFF

Bruce: i am speechless

Vance: I haven't finished

Bruce: omfg

Vance: so after the celling fan fell it made a huge thud

Vance: so my dad came running upstairs and he saw what happened

Vance: AND THIS FUCKER THOUGHT I DID IT ON PURPOSE???

Robin: HOW?? YEAH I TOTALLY BROKE MY OWN FAN??? LIKE TF

Vance: EXACTLYYYY

Vance: so after i told him i didn't do it

Vance: HE DIDN'T BELIVE ME

Vance: SO I TOLD HIM "LISTEN DUDE I DIDN'T FUCKING DO IT IT FUCKING FELL"

Vance: AND THEN MF SLAPS ME AGAIN

Robin: BRO GOT A DEATH WISH ONG IMA KILL HIM

Vance: NO CUS HE GOT MAD THAT I CALLED HIM DUDE LIKE NAHHHH

Robin: I'm gonna call him that anytime i see him

Bruce: same

Vance: But wait THERES MORE

Bruce: OH COME ON

Vance: anywayyy after he slapped me i asked him when was he gonna replace it because its hot as hell 💀

Vance: AND MF SAYS "you did it,Pay for it"

Robin: NAHHH JIT TRIPPING

Vance: and i told him "i didn't break it" AND MF SAYS "yes you did stop lying" i stared at him dead in the eyes and i said "Listen here asshole i didn't fucking break it and if you don't replace my fucking fan ill go to the sherifs offices"

Robin: your in your slay era 🔥🔥🔥

Vance: Who the fuck uses that emoji anymore?

Robin: me?

Bruce: why would you say slay then use a abuelo emoji

(I call my abuelos and abuelas that so pretend he said it normally)

Vance: EXACTLY

Robin: WHATEVER DUDE

Vance: so after i said that guess what?

Robin: what?

Vance: he slaps me again 💀

Robin: AWW HELL NAW

Bruce: bro is your face okay ? 😭

Vance: my mom gave me some ice packs

Bruce: half stan your mom?

Vance: theres more by the way