TBP chatfic !

Walmart activites [4]

Bruces room, 4:16pm
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Vance: okay- wait but we cant all fit, thats why i have butterflies on my arm

Bruce: someone sit on their "friends" lap

Robin: Hell no

Finney: yeah thats gonna be uncomfortable-

Billy: I'm not gonna sit on griffins lap

Griffin: yeah thats g-g-g-ga- i can't even say the word
Griffin says gaging

Bruce: Well vance has to be inside the car so someone is siting on someone's lap

Robin: Why cant Vance sit on your lap?

Bruce's face turned red
Bruce: Uh- NO BECAUSE UH

Vance: ill crush him dumbass

Bruce: THATS NOT THE REASON

Vance: oh?
Vance stared at bruce waiting for a answer

Robin: BRO U GONNA SPEAK OR WHAT?

Bruce: I forgot my reason

Robin: fucking Dumbass WAIT! WHY DON'T YOU SIT ON VANCES LAP

Vance eyes widen, he had a light shade of pink across his cheeks (me trying to be a descriptive author)
Bruces face was just completely red

Vance: i mean i wouldn't mind driving

Bruce: NO NO IM GONNA DRIVE

Vance: WHY??? YOU DONT TRUST ME????

Bruce: NO ITS CAUSE I DONT WANT TO SIT ON YOUR LAP

Vance: BRO WHY ITS ALMOST CHRISTMAS?? ILL BE SANTA TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS DEAR BRUCE

Bruce: STFU ILL SIT ON YOUR LAP ONLY BECAUSE IM NOT PUTTING YOU IN THE TRUNK
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In the car
Robin sat by the window seat, Finney in the middle, and billy on the other window seat

Vance was in the drivers seat with bruce on his lap, griffin was in the passenger seat
(Don't drive with someone on your lap unless its a baby because if they die u get free dinner)

Vance: OKAY LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED!!!

Robin: PLAY BAD BUNNY PLEASEE

Bruce: WHY DO YOU GUYS OBSESS OVER HIM SO MUCH

Robin: who wouldn't?? ITS ZADDY BAD BUNNY 😩

Bruce: I hate you all

Vance played Titi me preguntó  

Vance started speeding causing bruce to fall back to Vance's chest
(AWWW)

Vance: ROBIN THIS IS MY FAV SONG

Robin: NAH BRO YOU SLEEPING ON DESPUÉS DE LA PLAYA

Vance: NAHH

Vance: EY, TITI ME PREGUNTO SI TENGO MUCHA NOVIA