Ain't No Way!? (Kny X Isekai Reader)

Chapter 3:"Manwhores and demons"

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"Um, excuse me, but shouldn't we wait for the master?"

The pink haired female asked as she raised her hand. 'Mitsuri.' Now that I look around the area some more. It looks so animated but not. Like it looks so beautiful and real, but a feeling of it not being real. No way to explain exactly what. 'I thought it'd be cool if we were ever transported to Demon Slayer, but if there's even the slightest chance that we actually have and these people are not cosplayers, but rather the real deal, then I should handle this with some caution. Otherwise we can get killed in an instant with one wrong move. I should tell Vin as well.' They all started to discuss something, but since I can't really understand it, I tuned it out.

" Psst. Hey, Vin. If there is the slightest chance that they are not cosplayers, but the actual characters, we should avoid saying their names or anything else that could potentially risk our safety, I guess..." I whispered to him and he nodded. I continued, " Now that I look around some more, this place doesn't seem so real, but so real at the same time. I can't exactly explain it. It does feel off. While I was looking at each one, they didn't seem to be having cosplays on. Look at their hair and eyes, they look too real and natural."

Vin looked at each one carefully and his eyes slightly widened, "Holy shit, you're right."

"What are you two muttering about? Such a drab way." Uzui announced, breaking us from our thoughts.

"If I eat myself, do I turn inside out or what. Cause like, it keeps me up at night. And my plans to steal your wives." I said with a straight face. That just made him annoyed. ' Kinda glad they can't understand me low-key.'

"Just hurry it up and show us what you have!" Sanemi yelled. Vin turned his head towards him and glared. I just stared at him and slowly blinked. ' I'm guessing he said something about our bags. Rude much. The only issue is my Akaza plushie in the instrument case. I need to find a way to make sure they don't see him just in case.'

Just then, two voices were heard simultaneously saying, " The master has arrived." Two twin young girls were there on each side of a man. He had his top half of his face covered in a purple wound?

" How's the weather today. I hope it's clear. It is nice to see that there is no change." He spoke. A lot of clothes shuffling can be heard as the two looked over at the group in front and bowed their heads down.

"It is nice to see you in good health, Oyakata-sama." This time it was Giyuu who spoke up. ' The first time he spoke up. Go Giyuu!' I looked over to Giyuu, who had a stoic face. ' About to pull a Mitsuri. He's so pretty.' I turned my head to look at the rest of the hashiras and they were all staring at me. I looked at Vin, and see him lightly sweating with a face that screamed 'we're fucked'. My eyes realized why they were staring at me...

I accidentally said his name out loud. I started to panic, though I kept my face as neutral as possible. Thankfully my mask helps me a bit, otherwise I would have an awkward smile.

" How is it that you know my name?" He coldly asked. I gripped my knees tight.

"... Lucky guess...." I muttered out weakly. I suddenly had an idea. Tapping Vin on the shoulder to get his attention. I said, " Tell them that I said something in Hindi. Maybe a word sounds similar to his name." He nodded and translated what I said.