91. Give less intimidating employees a wedgie
92. Pants the mannequins
93. Insult the store's products (aka the clothes they sell)
94. Play with the automatic doors
95. Say you lost your phone (even though it's in your hand) and try to convince them to do a store search. Make it very obvious that your phone is in your hand
96. Let all of the bouncy balls loose
97. Ride around in the electric carts up front
98. Get really strong tape and try to put a couple of pieces of tape from one automatic door to the other.
99. Try to kick an employee out
100. Repeat all if faltered.
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100 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
HumorThe 100 ways to get kicked out of Walmart. Based on a true story. WARNING: YOU MAY GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART!!