Hobi: thighs

Hobi: Jewnie

Hobi: Joonbug

Hobi: everyone's favorite sub

Seokjin: how many of those do you have?

Hobi: Joonie boy

Hobi: Nyambug

Nyammie: No

Hobi: Namcakes

Hobi: Nyam-jewnii boi

Jimin: how r u coming up with these so fast-

Hobi: or we can be basic

Hobi: sweetheart

Hobi: love

Hobi: Baby

Hobi: babe

Taehyung: I-

Taehyung: are we interrupting you two?

Nyammie: Enough!!

Hobi: sugar

Hobi: my little cupcake

Hobi: a whole ass meal with a snacc on the side

Nyammie: Change it to my real name or I'll shove my foot up your ass

Hobi: 🥰🥰🥰

Nyammie: Change it to my real name or I'll punch u

Hobi: 🥺

Hobi has changed Nyammie to Namjoon

Hobi: happy? Now that you've shattered my happiness

Namjoon: I'm ecstatic.

Taehyung: well it's almost 7, where's Yoongi?

Jungkook: I hope he shows up

Jimin: me too

Seokjin: same. Even though he's fucked me I still get excited at the idea of seeing him shirtless

Hobi: omg Jin

Hobi: I just realized

Hobi: Yoongi fucked u

Seokjin: you literally WATCHED it happen????

Hobi: YEAH BUT I MEAN LIKE

Hobi: HE TOOK YOUR VIRGINITY

Hobi: it just clicked for me

Yoongi: I said I would.

Hobi: asdfrgshjshdudjddysk Mr. Min hello there, quaint weather innit. We were just talking about...taxes

Taehyung: Yoongi be like "two down, four to go" lmao

Seokjin: it's 7:00!

Yoongi: okay class is officially on now. Does everyone remember the rules?

Hobi: yes

Jimin: yas

Seokjin: yus

Jungkook: yep

Taehyung: yeh

Namjoon: Yes.

Yoongi: I will be the first host. Remember if you don't want to admit anything or show anything then say so and you'll be excused

Hobi: I pick number 5!

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