DreamDesire.com - JJK

2. Teach

JK:
Hi
Hello 👋
Um anyone home?
...
I've forgotten ur name but like can u come online pls??
If you don't come now I'll get busy!

Kitten:
OMG HIIIIII CHOSEN ONE 😆

JK:
Finally
Wait what
Chosen one??

Kitten:
Sorry I was eating :3

JK:
No worries 🙂
But what's with the chosen one?

Kitten:
Just helps me remember u from everyone else
Ur the guy who hasn't fcked and masturbated PROPERLY cuz he's too bUsY 😃

JK:
Why does that sound like an insult

Kitten:
Nope, just my way of callin ya special 😉
Anyway, how may I help you, sir?

JK:
What did I say about calling me sir 😕

Kitten:
Yikes dominant much 🫣

JK:
Sorry was that rude 😥

Kitten:
Omg no bruh
Oof u ma boi, have got a lot to learn 🤓

JK:
Then teach me

Kitten:
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PaRdOn??

JK:
I need help kitten

Kitten:
WOAH THAT SOUNDS VERY SUS 🫢
Let's rephrase that so it doesn't sound as seductive lmao

JK:
Um pls can u help me
Kitten

Kitten:
FORGET THE KITTEN 😳
I'M ACTUALLY BLUSHING NO LIE
The name's Y/N

JK:
Pls can u help me Y/N

Kitten:
Much better
But why does it still sound a lil sus 😭

JK:
I need help with the ladies
Not what ur thinking 😑

Kitten:
Ah I see
Elaborate honey
I'll take notes 📝

JK:
My hyungs know how to get girls left and right
They bring them home, do the hanky panky, and adios
But I'm the only one who has difficulties
I can't even start a fcking conversation 😓

Kitten:
Damn that's sad
Also u cursing gives me life 🥵

JK:
...

Kitten:
Sorry sorry won't slip off track 🥸
I seem to understand the issue
But how come it's easy for you with me?

JK:
You're online
I don't have to actually face you
Some say I'm scared of girls cuz I never look them in the eye
But that's not true! I'm just unsure on how to start a convo
No one understands my struggle, they just assume I'm a wimp or smth

Kitten:
And they say women need rights
I SAY THIS CHOSEN ONE DESERVES ALL RIGHTS 😤
#JusticeForTheChosenOne ✊

JK:
Pls help me

Kitten:
Here we go again 🫠

JK:
NOT IN THAT WAY

Kitten:
... So basically
You want me to teach you how to get into a girl's pants?? 😈

JK:
In a way, yes 🥺

Kitten:
Eh I'll give it a shot

JK:
REALLY??

Kitten:
Eh anything for the chosen one 😉

JK:
Thank u! ☺️
When do we start?

Kitten:
Whenever ya say

JK:
Uh after the weekend
Hopefully monday if I'm free

Kitten:
What is it that u do that keeps ya so busy? 🤨

JK:
I already told you, it's a secret I'm afraid

Kitten:
Should I be concerned??
Like u ain't some underground mafia or smth, right

JK:
NO NO
Just um

Kitten:
Alright fine don't tell me 😒
I'll just pretend ur some prince from equestria
Or a spy from the underworld
Or a kid from a boy band

JK:
...

Kitten:
Aight no more assuming shit 🙅‍♀️
Ur an ordinary boy, in an ordinary world, with an ordinary life🧍‍♂️
Just never been fcked

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Hellooo??
Ya just left me hangin?
Okay then 🥲