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Soap 😡😍

You had a routine going, wash your hands, and carry on you always washed your hands before doing a things, anything almost.

Your roommate Alex didn't like the fact you washed your hands so often, They believed that washing your hands to much led to cancer, this was because they where a reddit mod.

You would always roll your eyes at there snarky remarks about your hygiene, and daily practices.

But one day, you woke up as usual feed the fish and walked off to wash your hands, reaching down for the rosemary soap you where using this month, you saw it was gone.

That was strange, usually you kept your soap in a specific Little angel fish dish, the dish was still in it's spot however.

You walked around the bathroom, searching for any soap,you found a random chunk of a past bar, that being a clove soap but that will do for now.

Walking out of the bathroom, you smelt rosemary this freaked you out alot, and you followed the smell, the smell came from the kitchen unlike anything you smelt before it was bitter but it smelt soapy,but also greasy.

The smell confused your nose and brain, making you speed jog into the kitchen to lay eyes on your roommate eating your soap.

Now you would think it would just be straight up bar on mouth, but no this was a bar of soap between two pieces of toast.

You stood there in shock, and disgusted terror "What the Fuck are you doing Alex?" You asked.

Alex looked back at you casually "Getting rid of the cancer the old fashioned way!" As they spoke "food" spilled out of there mouth.

You grimaced at this, and quickly changed and went out to buy new soap and a lock on your bathroom cupboard.