Today was like god wanted you dead, the sky was extremely dark, it was raining and thundering, your partner broke up with you, and you where homeless.
Well not actually but like your house was boring and you wanted to be dramatic, you went back in and looked over at the texts from your partner.
They pained you but you needed to know, cause it was a whole ass paragraph, the message read "Y/N I'm sorry for the sudden sad news, but I can no longer be with you, for the fact you took a shit in my cats litter box, I'm sorry but we are over!"
This was so untrue, you didn't take a shit in the litter box, not even that one time when you where trippin balls.
You texted back, to them "Bro you don't even have a cat wdym?" It took about 3mins for them to respond, and it was extremely clear they where suffering from schizophrenia.
They're text read, "What appel bottom jeans?! Who what tkdbwlaikskfbtndnx rzmsisvsj7274+*!" Ok mabey not mabey they had, brain damage or something not just a disorder.
Being the Chad you are you called the proper people, and got them some help, but soon would come to soon and you died falling down the stairs.
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