Pokemon ask or dare [requests open]

4. everyone React to The New Pokerap by Egoraptor.

dare given by...

FantasySketchWriter

hau : s-so what are we gonna be reacting to, miss?

me : i tired of being called miss or random lady so just call me bluebell

hau : ok bluebell, what are we reacting to?

me : just watch...

ash: what does it say?

me : i don't know, the original got removed so this is the best i can do

may : could you give us the lyrics in english

me : ok

[Ash 
My name is Ash Ketchum baby!
My life is back on track
But I've been in the hospital
Since Pika shot me in the sack
And I don't know all the new Pokemons

[Brock 
Yo bro, I can help you with that

[Ash 
Hey Brock! I'll do all the singing
And you take care of the raps

[Brock
Alright, let's go!
Pikachu, Squirtle, Venasaur, Arcanine
Diglett, Jigglypuff, Muk

[Ash
Oh, I know these guys!

[Brock 
Asscloud, Nippleclamp, Poopypants, Dingledoodle
Ranchbreath, Turkeyburger, Beefhead, Clyde

[Ash 
Woah!

[Brock 
Haterade, Bubbledump, Overdraft, Headcheese
Picklefeet, Frontbutt, Softbrick, Commonwhore
Underloaf, Chairwolf, Manateats, Freebase
Nickelback, Lumbersack, Tinyhead, Door

[Ash 
A-are you serious? You're not making those up? Those are real?

[Brock 
Haha! You know it bro! Gotta catch em' all!

[Ash 
Well it seems new types of Pokemon are coming out really fast!

[Brock 
Oh, there are more

[Ash 
Really? Wait, I'm immediately sorry that I asked

[Brock 

 We've got

Jigglystuff, Adamsapple, Frognut, Waterbottle
Candyass, Tracklighting, Pikadilly, Man
Lamborguineapig, Artstudent, Tinkleburn, Flavorsaver
Trainlick, Coffeemunch, Poodlehat, Dataplan
Wondernug, Telechubby, Ravermouse, Milkstain
Yogafish, Oldperson, Freezeclump, Ponysquirt
Oilyshorts, Dadsweater, Poppasquat, Hairystump
Wetsocks, Shatternut, Noodlearm, Shirt

[Ash
They're running out of ideas and I can't take any more!

[Brock 
Don't worry, there's only a couple left

[Ash 
How many?

[Brock 
Uh 300, 064

[Ash 
Nooo

[Brock 
Stinkledink, Cuddlydeath, Arguemint, Pillowbite
Drumsolo, ActuallySatan, Weinisfriend, Dinobooty
Xanajew, Clevergirl, Straightuptoilet, Whalesnail
Fiddly-Faddly-Biddly-Baddily-Diddily-Doodily-Hiddily-Hoodily
Snaggletush, Poolboy, Drizzlenips, Spatulander
Thuma Urman, Bunchanugget, Mangorubber, Catdeer
Fuglyrump, Phlegmycough, Whiskertoes, Chocolatefart
Freenburglar, Swordtaint, Monkeychunk, Beer

[Ash 
F*ck it! You know what? I'm going back to the hospital

[3 gun shots]

[Ash 
Ah! My sack, my sweet sweet sack

ash & brock : ... WHAT THE-

everyone : ...

serena : i-is this real?

ash & brock : no no no it's not real

me : sorry...

thanks for the dare

sorry it took so long