Random conversation someone probably had with Millard

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Emma: *walks in*
Millard: HEY. YOU.
Emma: uh yeah ?
Millard: All the C's in « Pacific Ocean » are pronounced DIFFERENTLY.
Emma: Uh what
Millard: The word ambiguous has only one meaning.
Emma: woah Mill calm down
Millard: In order to fall asleep you have to pretend to be asleep.
Emma: MILL WHAT
Miss P: Mr. Nullings, did you smell Enoch's organ jars again ?

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