He's a strong cripple (41)

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William Doe:

Stalker rat: wow john that's just sad

Old: How strong is she, then?

Child: SHUT UP

Child: and how do you know it's from her?

William Doe: It had to be, I don't have an ability

Child: but you're a strong cripple

Child: like really really strong

Old: There are no strong cripples.

Child: well my dad is one, deal with it

Child: he could beat you all in an ability-less fight

Old: I don't believe it.

Goddess: I bet he could

Child: should we see?

William Doe: Wait, I don't want to get into fights...

Child: you're educating them, dad

Child: beat some sense into them

William Doe:

Goddess: please it would be cool

Pink lightning: I'm curious too!

William Doe: Okay...

Child: haha prepare to die everyone

Old: I will not die, I will win.

Goddess: whatever let's get on with it

Child: everyone go to the nearest gym

Child: my dad is about to destroy you

Goddess: yeah

Stalker rat: can I videotape?

Pink lightning: isen, no

Child: actually yes

Stalker rat:

Stalker rat: John are you okay??

Child: no but I want to watch arlo get ruined over and over

Remi's tomato: now that makes sense

Old: Where is your father, John? I want to settle this.

William Doe: I'm here!

William Doe: Let me get my good old boxing gloves

Child: wow he's actually getting serious

Child: I want to see even more

Stalker rat: where did you get that popcorn from?!

Child: none of your business

Child: come on sera let's watch

Goddess: okay

Pink lightning: aww you're sharing popcorn!

Child: be quiet and sit down

Remi's tomato: I want popcorn

Child: get your own

Old: Everyone, quiet! Let's begin this fight.

Child: punch

Child: punch punch punch punch

Goddess: John I love you and all but we don't need commentary

Child:

Stalker rat: you broke him

Goddess: John wake up arlo is getting destroyed right now

Child: OH WAIT I HAVE TO SEE THAT

Old: How did he break through my passive-

Child: haha go down blond boy

Child: lol he's unconscious

Child: I'm going to throw him out the window

Pink lightning: no!

William Doe: No!

Child: you guys are boring

Child: also

Child has changed William Doe to Strong Cripple.

Child: I think I've proved my point.

Stalker rat: wait

Stalker rat: your last name is doe

Child: why are you only just realizing this

Remi's tomato: he's kinda dumb

Child: understandable, rats are stupid

Stalker rat: guys... 😢

Pink lightning: it's okay, I'm listening!

Stalker rat: well doe rhymes with though

Stalker rat: he's a doe though

Child: no

Stalker rat: that rhymes too

Child: N O

Child has changed Stalker rat to Not a Doe Though.

Child: there

Not a Doe Though:

Child: I'll change it back later

Child: right now I want you to give me that video of arlo dying

Not a Doe Though: Yes sir

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