🫧 a byler text fic with ZERO plot ++
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jimhopper : Kid, I have good news. jimhopper : We have enough room for Mike to move in with us. willbyers : really? ☹️ jimhopper : Yes. jimhopper : Joyce said we can make room for another kid. jimhopper : Just promise me, don't do anything bad with Mike. jimhopper : I will be watching. jimhopper : Always. willbyers : dad i know 😓 willbyers : i'll promise you we won't do anything!! willbyers : thank u i love u willbyers : tell mom i love her too jimhopper : Will do. 👌😂 jimhopper : How are you feeling now Will? willbyers : i'm okay willbyers : my legs are numb but besides that willbyers : i'm fine! willbyers : jonathan is recovering well :) willbyers : he got stitches on his head and legs willbyers : he's just being monitored bc he hit his head badly jimhopper : Okay. jimhopper : Joyce and I will be visiting later. willbyers : glad to see you guys again :) jimhopper : ✌️👀
robinwhatly?? : is nance not in the chat? willbyers : i don't think so
robinwhatly?? has added nancythestrappedwheeler
nancythestrappedwheeler : robin what is this? robinwhatly?? : a group chat.. nancythestrappedwheeler : okay. robinwhatly?? : how's your mom coping? nancythestrappedwheeler : she's been ranting to me about how mike has been hanging out with the wrong company. nancythestrappedwheeler : wait till she finds out i'm not straight either. nancythestrappedwheeler : she'll lose her entire mind. robinwhatly?? : NANCE 💀 nancythestrappedwheeler : is mike alright? robinwhatly?? : ...about that robinwhatly?? : we're trying to get him a plane ticket to california robinwhatly?? : but we only have $140 in total nancythestrappedwheeler : no worries. nancythestrappedwheeler : as much as i hate michael, he's still my stupid younger brother. nancythestrappedwheeler : i'll send you $100, is that enough steveharrington : thats way more than enough 😭😭 nancythestrappedwheeler : just give the remainder to mike nancythestrappedwheeler : he'll sort it out on his own steveharrington : alright nancythestrappedwheeler : does he have a place to stay? willbyers : my dad agreed to let mike move in willbyers : he'll also go for his last year of school with jane and i lucassinclair : that means everyone would be in cali besides dustin dustinhenderson : that's so not cool why am i left out 😐 lucassinclair : ask your mom to move here bro lucassinclair : we could have so many game nights it'll be insane willbyers : it totally would be willbyers : i feel so bad for mike though willbyers : he has to move out on his own at 16 willbyers : i could never do that nancythestrappedwheeler : he's always been pretty independent nancythestrappedwheeler : just give me updates when he arrives in california. nancythestrappedwheeler : also, i got his phone back. nancythestrappedwheeler : had to sneak my way into mom's room. willbyers : nancy i love you so much for this willbyers : you're the best nancythestrappedwheeler : i know i am. nancythestrappedwheeler : just kidding. nancythestrappedwheeler : i'll pass robin the phone when she swings by. robinwhatly?? : i'll be over in 20 robinwhatly?? : helping steve book tickets bc he can't use a computer to save his life 🤣 steveharrington : robin shut it. robinwhatly?? : no thanks. robinwhatly?? : also
robinwhatly?? has added eddied
eddied : what is this? robinwhatly?? : another nancy eddied : buckley what is this? robinwhatly?? : a group chat with children eddied : okay dustinhenderson : eddie what's with your username eddied : i made it myself eddied : isn't it cool dustinhenderson : well dustinhenderson : i guess janehopper : oh, is this the dnd leader you guys have been talking about lucassinclair : yeah lucassinclair : i'm not that close with him though dustinhenderson : eddie is my ride or die dustinhenderson : if he has 1 fan, it is me dustinhenderson : if he has 0 fans, i have died willbyers : we get it... willbyers : eddie is your best friend eddied : where's wheeler? nancythestrappedwheeler : here eddied : no not you eddied : the other one willbyers : um willbyers : he got kicked out so now he's flying over to my house eddied : your house? eddied : are you his cousin or something willbyers : no that would be incest willbyers : i think eddied : oh eddied : you're his girlfriend? willbyers : boyfriend eddied : oh eddied : he never told me he pulled someone eddied : wheeler is insane willbyers : you don't mind that he's gay? eddied : i always kind of figured he was eddied : he never really had an interest towards girls eddied : was that homophobic of me dustinhenderson : no you're fine eddie willbyers : wait willbyers : what does eddie look like eddied : oh maxmayfield :
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willbyers : OH THAT WAS EDDIE willbyers : lol. willbyers : totally did not laugh. eddied : did you laugh at my photo? willbyers : uh willbyers : i don't want to lie willbyers : sorry yes i did 💀 maxmayfield : funniest eddie photo ever eddied : where did you even get it? maxmayfield : online eddied : i'm famous? maxmayfield : i guess eddied : where from? maxmayfield : i can't break the fourth wall maxmayfield : sorry eddied :
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eddied : this is a better photo willbyers : forget mike, look at eddie 😎 willbyers : THIS IS A JOKE!! lucassinclair : you're on thin ice byers 😐 willbyers : I WAS JOKING maxmayfield : jokes have meanings 😐 willbyers : stop ganging up on me janehopper : gangs are dangerous 😐 willbyers : GUYS STOP. willbyers : THIS IS HOMOPHOBIC.
