TITLE: CHAOS IN THE KITCHEN
WARNING(S): NONE
CODENAME: Burn&Chaos
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First of all before the story starts let us give a round of applause to mommy Valt putting up with Aiga's shit
Valt: "I'm sorry guys I won't be able to make you guys a bey bread...there was an emergency with Shu for today"
Hyuga: "Aww... No bey bread?"
Hikaru: "Aww come on! You've been hanging with Shu a lot lately!"
Dante: "Just thinking of bey bread is making me hungry"
Aiga: "WELL WE WON'T GIVE UP!" *STANDS UP*
Hikaru: "Huh...?"
Valt: "Aiga stop standing on the couch..."
Dante: "Well I think he looks cool standing at the couch!"
Hyuga: "Yeah!"
Hikaru: "Not you too Hyuga..."
Aiga: "How about I bake!"
Valt: "You can bake?"
Aiga: "tch-! I'M GOOD AT EVERYTHIIIING!"
Hikaru: "I mean, it's true!!"
Valt: "that's a lie... You're not even good at sitting still and being normal without burrying a person or without causing trouble!"
Aiga: "Not true! I can sit still while watching the person I blackmail Bury the person, and when people ask, I'm not the one who did that trouble it's that person who I blackmailed choose to listen to me!"
Dante: "Such a cheeky little punk"
Hikaru: "Sooo awasome!"
Valt: *Sigh* "Jeez... Fine do watch want, but don't burn the breads! It won't taste tasty, also save me some for when I come back!"
Aiga: "ALRIGHT!"
*After the emergency and Valt coming back home*
Hyuga: "VAALTYYYYYYY!!" *cries*
Valt: "WHAT HAPPENED!?"
Dante: "The kitchen's burning!!!"
Valt: "WHAT!?!"
Aiga: "You said not to burn the bey bread but you never said anything about burning the kitchen"
Valt: "I know that but... WHY!?!"
Hikaru: "On the bright side the bey bread isn't burnt! Burning the kitchen oven but not the bey bread... ISN'T AIGA AWSOME!?"
Aiga: "PRAISE ME MOREE! MWUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA"
Valt: "I am Never gonna keep my eyes out of you guys again!"
Aiga: "Good cause that was my plan all along!" *leaves the room*
Dante, Valt, Hyuga: *speechless*
Hikaru: "SO AWSOME"
Shu: *Comes in the house to look for valt* "Hey Valt you forgot your-"
*sees everything being chaotic*
"...."
"I think I came in the wrong time... Um don't bother I'll just leave this here and um... Leave"
*leaves the room*
Valt: "...."
Valt: "AIGAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Dante: "ooooh... Aiga is in it for a real trouble"
Hikaru: "I know he's awesome, but I agree with you"
Hyuga: "THESE MHMM..." *chews, chews* "BEY BREADS ARE.. MHMM, MHMM..." *gulp* "soo delicious!"
Hikaru: "HYUGAAA WHY DIDN'T YOU SAVE ME SOME!?!"
Dante: "HEYY I WANTED ONE TOO YOU KNOW"
Valt: *cries* "I..." *sniffles* "wanted one too..." *teary eyed*
Hikaru: "Oh no, VALT DON'T CRY! WE'LL MAKE ANOTHER ONE!!"
Dante: "YEAH WE'LL... UM DEFINITELY MAKE ANOTHER ONE!"
Hyuga: "I'm sorry Valt!!!!"
Aiga: "Wow that's what it takes to make Valt Frustrated? I SHOULD TAKE NOTES FROM HYUGA!"
Hikaru: "HYUGAAA YOU STOLE MY TITLE!!!!"
Hyuga: "I did...? I did didn't I?"
Dante: "Who knew you could be so proud about it"
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(thank you for the submission! since the author of this didn't specify a submission name, i had to come up of one myself. is this good-? i don't know)
(anyways, thank you for 1k reads! i really do appreciate it! -midnight)
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