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"Oooh!" We all said.

"Oh, you've been holding that one in!" Pauly exclaimed.

"Mike, you've been snoring for six houses straight. Half of the time, I thought you were dying." Ronnie remarked.

"Well, the tables have turned because now it looks like you are." Mike sassed.

"Ohh!" We all said. Vinny ran around the house in.

"Yo, Mike is coming out swinging." Deena pointed out.

"He's like-- he's got some ammunition. He's been waiting for the perfect moment." Pauly laughed.

"That's what happens when you don't talk for six years." Ron added.

"Ohh!"

"Mike, I know you got another one loaded up!" Pauly said, running around.

"You are fake news." Mike said.

"Wait, what does 'fake news mean?" Ron asked.

"That means, like, whatever comes out of your mouth is suspect." Mike replied.

"Ohh!"

"Wait! No, wait! Wait, wait, wait. Are you talking about suspect? It takes a suspect to know a suspect, huh, Mike?" Ron retorted.

"Jesus!" Alex exclaimed.

"If you have ever seen Ronald's license, where it says 'class,' it says 'none.'" Mike smirked.

"Ohh!" The guys were running and jumping around in excitement.

"Yo, when you look at Mike's passport-- Oh, that's right, you can't, 'cause he doesn't have it." Ron chuckled.

"Ohh!"

"All I gotta say to that is... 'Ron, stop!'" Mike said, imitating Sammi.

"Ohh!"

"Mic drop! Mic drop!" Pauly exclaimed.

"Mike, if it wasn't for me taking her from you, you would've been fucking stuck with her." Ron remarked.

"Ohh!" Mike gave Ron a bro-hug in respect.

"Mic drop!" Jenni exclaimed.

"Oh, my god, someone's getting thrown off that yacht." Deena laughed.

• • •

"Well, this is very classy," I smirked, seeing the yacht. We all got glasses of champagne and went inside the yacht.

"This is how rich people live." Ron commented.

"Yep," Jenni agreed.

"This is gorgeous." I said, looking around.

After that, Pauly and Vinny decided to ride in the jet ski together.

"Well, I'm jealous." I jokingly said, making Alex and Deena laugh.

"Oh, yeah!" I heard Pauly shout.

After that, we sat down to eat lunch.

"This is so nice." Pauly stated.

"It's beautiful out here." Mike said.

"It is." Deena agreed.

"Can I ask you a question? Randomly?" Jenni asked Mike. He nodded.

"How'd you meet Lauren?" She asked.

"Uh, when we were in college, obviously when we were younger." Mike replied.

"Oh, she's a college sweetheart?" Pauly asked.

"She's my college sweetheart." Mike stated, "She's my only, like real relationship I've ever had and I kinda craved that, like, substance of something real."