Hello everyone my name is Viktor Degurechaff and I see a magical catboi in my dreams. I like to fight make references to things nobody understands. I'm going to live up to my moms greatness and even surpass her. I'm going to win this war. This is a...
Hi I'm Viktor Degurechaff or otherwise known as the Demon of Berun Schrödinger's cat and the best fighter In Berun but tonight I am going to a dinner party and I have to wear a suit
You see Viktor teleporting from room to room
Viktor: I'm not wearing that monkey suit
(Pogo(umbrella academy): that's highly offensive)
Tanya is chasing after him opening every room door with the suit in hand chasing you
Tanya: I swear You're putting on this suit whether you like it or not high class nobles and politicians and soldiers and Vets will be there. You can make powerful allies to help you succeed in this world.
Schrodinger: I'm not going to the Vet
Viktor: relax Schrodinger nobody's bringing you to the Vet
Tanya thought 'maybe I can ambush him into putting it on like the tactic I tried at the weapons facility' she puts her hands up in surrender
Tanya: Okay I really thought you wanted to show Miss Du Nord how handsome in a suit
He's seen later with the suit on and Alice has a red dress and they are at they are at the party and it was crowded in a dining hall
Viktor: I'm only here for the food This is what his suit looks like
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Alice: I'm going with mommy could you sit by me and get me some food
Viktor: 'me too Alice but I mean mommy in a different context' alright Alice
Viktor looks around through the crowd and he sees Aliza
Aliza: hiya I was looking for you
She was wearing a dress like Alice's and she brought Amanda
Viktor: yeah I'm looking for the food
Aliza points to the left
Aliza: Well they have food over there being served
Viktor: Time to scout the food are you coming you look pretty preoccupied
He gestures to Amanda
Aliza: just stop idiot
He goes to the buffet table with Aliza behind him and Amanda and they see Chariot eying the shrimp so he decides to say
Viktor: heya stranger
She hears this and she's wearing a very nice dress that accentuates her assets
🍆: oh you already know what time it is
Viktor: 'at this point I don't even blame you'
Chariot: hey Viktor who's this oh my god is that your girlfriend
