Hello everyone my name is Viktor Degurechaff and I see a magical catboi in my dreams. I like to fight make references to things nobody understands. I'm going to live up to my moms greatness and even surpass her. I'm going to win this war. This is a...
Hi my name is Ryuske Nemura I'm 17 and I am just your regular school student I go to yubiwa academy and I'm one of the toughest people in Japan my mom died to cancer when I was ten so I only have my dad who is a piece of human shit who abuses me. He thought my mom loved me more than him and he thought I killed her. In spite of all of that it only makes me stronger. I lift weights I take MMA (I created my own martial art) I have a job my so called dad makes most of the money but he mostly tries to get money from me for alcohol I know better than everyone how a bottle feels to the head. In spite of all of my dad's abuse. I technically have two jobs
1. I'm an assistant manager at my convenience store
And 2 is
In an alleyway 6 gang members are mugging a kid (he knows how to dissarm people)
Gang member: hey kid give us everything you got
Ryuske: oi oi oi you bastards picking on this kid
Gang member number 4: and what's it to you what are you going to do
Ryuske: hey kid watch as I'm about to make some bacon out of these turkeys
Ryuske vanishes and appears in front of the gang members he kicks one of them I. The head sending him into a wall
Yeah what I do is I beat up gang members who abuse the weak and I even get compensation for my services
After they are all beaten up he searches their pockets hey you choose to mess with the kid
Ryuske: looks like a job well done
Dude: thanks for your help
Ryuske: anytime kid
So that's basically me my hobbies are fighting gang members watching anime reading fanfic visiting my mom's grave hanging out with my girlfriend Mayumi
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This is what she looks like (Mayumi Doujima from Pretty Boy Detective club)
The things I hate: my dad bullies pay cuts do to quote on quote "eating the merchandise" which I totally pay for (most of the time) and my dad oops I said that already
Personality: I'm funny
Stand up comedy stage
Ryuske What do you call a fly with no wings
...
A walk
Random person:
Ok that's it come here I'm about to show you a punch line right now
