House: If I wanna die I will.
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Cuddy: Sometimes I wonder if you're truly happy in your work.
House: I'm not.
Cuddy, shaking her head: I wonder..
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Chase: Strawberry oreo is different from strawberry milkshake oreo.
Foremen: You need to explain the difference between strawberry oreo and strawberry milkshake oreo or I am going to burn this place down.
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Thirteen: Why's it so hot in here?
House: It's because I'm in here.
Cuddy: No! It's because I'm in here!
Wilson: Actually, the desk is on fire.
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House: I forgot it was valentine's day and couldn't find you any flowers so while the grocery store clerk wasn't looking I filled a grocery bag with slushie.
Wilson: It's February?
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Thirteen: You give off the vibes of someone that buys cryptocurrency.
Chase: Just tell me to kill myself.
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Rachel: I want a piñata for my birthday!
House, holding a baseball bat: I'm pretty sure Wilson has candy in his pockets.
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House, after getting away with illegal shit for the millionth time: Kids, sometimes it pays to be gay.
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Foremen, over phone: Out of bed? Dressed?
Chase, groggy: What? No, it's only like 7am. I did my teeth.
Foremen: I did my teeth..
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House: Is this about me?
Adams: No..
House: Then I'm not interested.
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House: I can excuse racism, but I cross the line at animal cruelty.
Taub: You can excuse racism?
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Wilson: Are you seriously flirting with me right now?
House, angry: Newsflash, asshole! I've been flirting with you this whole time!
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Kutner: My life is the physical manifestation of a high five left hanging.
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Cuddy, opening a med kit: WHY'S IT FILLED WITH CHEETOS!?
House, bleeding out: I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY AT THE TIME!
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Cuddy: What's more important? Vicodin or us?-
House: Vicodin. *Walks away*
Wilson: Man, he didn't even think about it.
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House: I think I need the office more than he does.
Wilson: Um, not really..
House: Well, no. These incessant rationalizations for my questionable tactics do not, in all honesty, have much merit to them, and yet there remains a very real compulsion to say them.
