A Lesson Well Learnt

Lessons are better learnt hungover

"Do you know where we are?" Neji asked next, taking a deep breath.

"No and I don't know where my phone or wallet is either." Sasuke whispered.

"I think drinking that much last night was a bad idea." the brunette said as he lent against the bench and rubbed a hand over his face.

"Agreed." the raven slowly nodded, silently vowing to never drink that much ever again.

"We should borrow some decent clothes, find our shit and sneak out of here before they notice us." Neji worried his lip between his teeth. "Do you think we could get someone to pick us up?"

"Let's get out of here first, then we can worry about how we're getting home." nodding, Sasuke stuck his head out of the bathroom, noticing the muffled voices coming from the opposite way of the bedroom he first came out of. "Meet back here in a few minutes." he whispered.

Sneaking out, Sasuke made his way back to the room he came from and found his clothes haphazardly strewn around, but still his phone and wallet were missing. After dressing in his clothes and stealing a t-shirt he found to better cover himself with - more so to not look like a hungover slut - he crept back out to the hallway and waited for Neji.

After a few more moments the brunette silently emerged from another room dressed in his own clothes and a stolen shirt as well. Nodding at each other they crept down the hall towards the muffled voices.

Holding position out of sight, Neji whispered, "How are we meant to get past them?"

Before Sasuke could answer, the sound of a flushing toilet came from the bathroom behind them, making them look at each other with horror.

Slowly the door opened revealing the last person they ever wanted to see after bender.

"Finally awake?" Kisame grinned down at them with his un-naturally shark-like teeth. "Why not come say hi to everyone." he laughed as he grabbed each of them by a shoulder and steered them out into an open plan kitchen-dining room. "Look who's finally awake." he said, getting everyone's attention.

The pair looked on in horror at everyone in the room, all Sasuke's brothers and Neji's cousins' friends were there, but their eyes settled on Hinata and Itachi who were sitting calmly at a four seater table, drinking coffee.

Itachi looked up at Sasuke with an unreadable look. "How was your night?" he asked cryptically.

Biting his lip, Sasuke looked away, his head was pounding, his stomach was lurching again and his ass hurt like a bitch, but he couldn't tell any of this to his brother, not without giving away what he had done. "Fine." he settled on.

"What the hell were you thinking?!" the older raven screeched as he stood and stormed over to the younger raven, "You stole my ID, drank underaged and worse, got so drunk you blacked out! If it hadn't been my friends that found you, you could have been raped or worse, killed." By the end, Itachi was breathing heavily as he glared down at Sasuke with something akin to sheer rage.

"Give him a break Tachi, let the boy live a little and have some fun, and we did have lots of fun last night, didn't we." Kisame whispered as he licked the shell of Sasuke's ear, making the raven shiver and his skin crawl as hands snaked around his body, one wrapping around his chest beginning to fondle one of his nipples, while the other one wound down to his crouch, giving it a hard squeeze.

Sasuke's hands shot up and covered his mouth, desperately trying to hold what little was left in his empty stomach down as his eyes screwed shut.

"Enough Kisame." Itachi hissed, making the other let go of the younger raven instantly. "Have you learnt your lesson?" he growled down at the younger raven.

"Yes..." Sasuke whimpered as his legs gave out from under him and he crumpled to the floor. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry...." he whispered on repeat as tears began to stream down his face at the realisation that he had slept with Kisame, this made his stomach lurch again as flashes of the night before came back to him. Strong hands caressing him all over, him moaning and begging for more, asking the other if he could call him Naru, crying out Naru's name as he came again and again.

"That's enough!" growled someone further in the room. Opening his eyes and looking up, Sasuke saw the cause of all his wet dreams looking furious as he stormed over. "Don't touch him!" warm arms enveloped him, making him calm down almost instantly.

"You shouldn't be touching him either." Itachi sighed as he finally sat back down at the table, anger leaching out of him.

"You gave him to me last night, so deal with it." Naruto growled back pulling Sasuke against his chest.

"For last night only, he is still underaged." Itachi replied, taking his coffee in hand again, bringing it to his lips for a sip.

"So when he's legal in a few months, I can have him?" the blond smiled.

"We will see." the older raven looked away.

Sasuke's mind went into overdrive at hearing what the older pair were talking about, "Wait...." he said, pushing slightly away so he could look up at the blond. "I... I...." he swallowed, "I slept with you last night, n... not Kisame?"

That bright grin turned to him and beamed, "Yep, and you were so drunk you didn't even know it was me fucking you when you asked to call me Naru." he laughed rubbing his nose against Sasuke's.

Blood pooled straight to his groin at the thought of his fantasy fucking him, then embarrassment clouded his face turning it red as he realized he couldn't even remember it and worse he had confessed to wanting to be fucked by his brother's friend and even asked Naruto if he could call him Naru.

Burying his face into Naruto's chest he whined, "Why didn't you say something?"

"You were so far gone it wouldn't have mattered if I did." Naruto laughed, drawing Sasuke into a tight hug.

"If.... If this isn't Kisame's place and it was Naruto who had sex with Sasuke.... Who had sex with me?" Neji asked quietly as Sasuke peeked out.

"I did." came Gaara's flat voice as he appeared out of nowhere and wrapped himself around the brunette, making Neji melt into his arms. "Although next time we play, I'd prefer if you were sober."

"I second that." Naruto laughed.

"The both of you can wait till they're legal to play again." Hinata said authoritatively as she placed her coffee cup down, glaring at Naruto and Gaara.

"Let the boys play," Kiba laughed as he wrapped himself around Hinata, "None of us were legal when we started doing it."

"Here here." Naruto nodded. "I agree."

"Well I disagree and my word is final." Itachi said with an air of finality.

"Whatever you say, Itachi." Naruto rolled his eyes before whispering to Sasuke with a smirk, "Keep the week after your birthday clear."