Extremely incorrect Loubbie/Ocean's 8

Incorrect Ocean's 8 quotes ~ 16

Lou: I need not manage my anger if people manage their stupidity in front of me.

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*Lou shopping at nearby grocery store when her ex appears out of nowhere*

Ex: *fake surprise* what are you doing here?

Lou: Nothing much. Just hunting a lion.

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Tammy: Had your lunch?

Debbie: *in mood to prank* had your lunch?

Tammy: I'm asking you

Debbie: I'm asking you

Tammy: okay, stop it, asshole

Debbie: okay, stop it, asshole

Tammy: Lou, your asshole of a friend is acting crazy

Lou: *eating popcorn while watching the two*

Debbie: Lou, your asshole of a friend is acting crazy

Lou: *laughs*

Tammy: Shut up Lou

Debbie: Shut up Lou

Lou: Uh...

Tammy: I swear to god! Debbie, just fucking stop!

Debbie: I swear to god! Debbie, just fucking stop!

Tammy: I love Tammy

Debbie: I had my lunch

Lou: *rolls on the floor, laughing*

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Lou: What are you doing?

Nine: I get constantly disturbed by people when I'm working in my bar. So, designing do not disturb sign.

Lou: do one for me that says 'Already disturbed. Proceed with caution'

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*Constance fighting with her boyfriend*

Constance: YOU THINK I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU? WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? MY PHONE CHARGER?

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*Little Lou in 3rd grade*

Teacher: Lou, answer me, who is the prime Minister of Australia?

Lou: Bob Hawke

Teacher: You need to tell me the full name. The official name.

Lou: uh... Robert... Hawke?

Teacher: Middle name?

Lou: uh... I don't know?

Teacher: This is unacceptable. Focus more on your studies and spend less time watching footy.

Lou: May I ask you a question?

Teacher: ... Uh? Okay

Lou: Who is Angela?

Teacher: Angela? I don't know. Who is she?

Lou: This is unacceptable. Focus more on your husband and watch less 'Neighbours'

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*Daphne on a date with a billionaire*

Billionaire: I want to share everything with you

Daphne: Let's start with your bank details

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*Debbie and Lou's first ever conversation*