Into The Mixed-Up Multiverse (In Progress)

Chapter 6

Bowser: I mean, she won't be in my grasp without the plumber butting in.

Constantine: Well, we just have to find a world where Mario is powerless!

Meltus: ..What?

Niksput: They're working for that Hopale dude?

Constantine: Well, I have pig girl and bear. We just need... a lot more... what is good replacement for weird bird thing?

Bowser: Gonzo?

Constantine: AY! Correctamundo!

Flain: Uh.. Audience, me, Niksput, Vulk, and Meltus will be back!

Flain: *whispering to Meltus* We'd better check that whispering out.

Meltus: *Whispering to Flain* I hear ya.

Backstage, Rowlf, Beaker, Sam the Eagle, and Gonzo were talking about someone.

Sam: I am repulsed that Kermit thinks that I am a disgrace to "his country"! We're from the same country, what does that even mean?

Beaker: Memememememe, memememe.

Gonzo: What? No, I don't think he's 15 percent Canadian.

Rowlf: What the heck is even up with Kermit today?

Beaker: Memememememe?

Gonzo: FRENCH!? ...Actually, that makes sense.

Sam: As a cuisine!

Gonzo: Whoops.

Flain: Uh.. pardon me, but-

Gonzo: AH! IAGO'S BACK!

Everyone looks at Gonzo in confusion.

Gonzo: What? I went to the cinema.

Flain: ..Who's "Iago"?

Gonzo: Is it because I actually go to the movies to watch movies? Is that it?

Nikput: Bro, we heard some whispering about a plummer and Mario going to a powerless world and we wanted to check it out.

Gonzo: And NOT do the Star Wars canteena skit? It's called Star Wars Canned Tuna.

Flain: Ahem.

Meltus: Does anyone know who said something about a plummer going to a world where Mario is powerless?

Muppet News Anchor: *on another TV* News from the Big Apricot relating to- ..Wait, it's not called the Big Apricot? Then what is it called? ...The Big Apple? Dumb name, apples can't grow there. They can? Oh.. Well, New York bustled with fear as Sesame Street has had a late night birdnapping. Ironically, the bird was also napping.

Vulk: ..W-what?

Muppet News Anchor: Sesame Street local, Big Bird, was kidnapped earlier tonight and only his feathers were found at the scene of the crime! Yes, this street has changed a lot in 50 years, but this change is not for the better!

Sam Eagle: Okay, first Kermit acts like all "this is my show, get out of it" and now Big Bird's BIRDNAPPED.

Gonzo: Well, I've gone through worse.

Vulk: ..We heard two guys talking about a girl in someone's grasp and a world where a guy named "Mario" is powerless.

Swedish Chef: *Swedish*

Niksput: Sorry, we don't speak your language.

Back on Sesame Street, Sour Poppa and Sweetie were hiding behind Big Bird's nest, as area was now a crime scene, as a police officer was talking to Alan.

Officer: Don't worry sir, we'll get your emu back home.

Alan: Thank you so much, officer.

In Hooper's Store, Elmo, Cookie Monster, Bert, Ernie, and Rosita were watching beyond from a window.

Oscar the Grouch: *from afar* Oh, boy! Oh, wowie! Big Bird's gone, isn't that great?

Telly: I don't know, Oscar. He's dissapeared just last night, I wondered what happened to him.

Oscar: Well, Telly! Don't just sit around, acting glum! Be happy he's gone!

Telly: Oscar, he's great to hang around, why are you so happy about this?

Oscar: I'm a grouch, Telly! It's my nature!

Inside, Crisp Rat (he's a puppet so he's okay here) walks inside, wearing a doctor outfit.

Crisp Rat: Is anyone here named, uh, "Elmo"?

Telly and Oscar: ..Yeah?

Telly: He's at Hooper's store over there! *points in front of him*

Crisp Rat turns to his left, seeing a store in which some puppets are inside.