Day one of pregnancy 🤰

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Me:*wakes up* oh I feel I'm gonna puke *heads to the bathroom and pukes* 

Aodan: gabbie you alright dear? 

Pitch: she's totally fine it's part of being pregnant 

Aodan: barfing is a part of being pregnant?!

Pitch: yes it's called morning sickness it's the first stage in a woman's pregnancy 

Aodan: oh... 

Pitch: well I'm gonna make her some breakfast 

Aodan: ok and I'll take a nap *lays down* 

Pitch:*making me breakfast* you could help out you know she is your wife 

Aodan: fine. *gets up and helps* 

Me: *groans* I need water... 

Aodan: *hands me a glass of water* here ya go my beautiful rose

Me: thanks hun *kisses his cheek* 

Aodan: anything for you my lovely wife 

Me: *sits down* ugh my back is killing me! 

Pitch: pains are also part of it 

Aodan: how are pains any part of being pregnant?! 

Pitch: shouldn't gabbie be the one with the hormonal imbalance. 

Me:*asleep* 

Pitch: so what do you think your baby is gonna be, boy or girl? 

Aodan: I hope for a boy 

Me: *mumbles in my sleep* girl 

Pitch: I'm gonna go with girl and remember aodan you and gabbie go the midwife today for the baby's first checkup. 

Aodan: ok.

*we head to the doctors office* 

Midwife: the baby is looking very healthy so far no concerns at all 

Me: that's a relief. 

Aodan: yeah. 

Midwife: you guys are gonna make amazing parents 

Me: I know my dad was kinda rough with me growing up but he loved me. My mom was not she was more laid back than my dad. 

Midwife: who are your parents? 

Me: Stoick the vast and his wife Valka. 

Midwife: oh yeah I forgot your the chiefs daughter and your brother is that scrawny looking fellow with the high squeaky voice. 

Me: that would be hiccup my older brother. 

Midwife: and that blonde haired girl with the axe?

Me: that would be Astrid his wife. 

Midwife: and the dragon geek? 

Me: fishlegs 

Midwife: short one with the long black hair? 

Me: snotlout 

*we come home* 

Me: *eating popcorn and pickles* aodan sweetie can you get me my lotion? 

Aodan: sure thing *hands me my lotion* 

Me: thanks honey.   

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