Extremely incorrect Loubbie/Ocean's 8

Incorrect Ocean's 8 quotes ~ 14

*Twitter DM between Daphne and Penelope*

Daphne: Bitch

Penelope: Blocked

*Penelope blocks Daphne*

*Daphne calls Penelope*

Daphne: Unblock me

Penelope: nope

Daphne: I have to tell you something. So, unblock me in twitter

*Penelope unblocks*

*Back to Twitter DM*

Penelope: what you want to tell me?

Daphne: Bitch

***

Lou: *hands on her head* Debbie is going to kill me!

Tammy: Don't exaggerate. She is not going to-

Debbie: Yes I am!

***

Debbie: Don't you think that this is crazy?

Tammy: What?

Debbie: My heart is crazily beating right now!

Tammy: *blushing* why is it?

Debbie: Lou's pet tarantula is loose and it's near your feet right now! That's why!

Tammy: *jumps mid-air*

***

Constance: Can you guys at least try to see it from my perspective

Debbie & Lou: *kneel and look at the direction Constance was looking*

Constance: I'll kill you both in your sleep

***

Tammy: You shouldn't be using a straw

Constance: Because it is harmful to environment? Don't worry, this is metal

Tammy: No but it's weird to see someone drink soup with a straw

***

(A/n: Spider = Aussie slang for ice-cream float)

*Young Aussie Lou meeting Debbie's parents Dennis and Darlene*

Darlene: What can I get you?

Lou: Uh... Can I have a spider if it's not too much to ask?

Darlene: *confused, goes to Dennis*

Darlene: Uh... Debbie's friend is weird. She wants spiders. Catch some of them in garage, will you?

***

Debbie: Rules are made to be broken

Tammy: no, they are made to be followed. Nothing is ever made to be broken

Debbie: Lou, tell me some of the things that are made to be broken

Lou: *keeping aside her magazine* glow sticks? Pinatas? Karate boards?

Debbie: *smirking* Rules?

Lou: yeah, of course rules! They are meant to be broken!

Debbie: *smirks at Tammy*

Tammy: I hate you both!

***

*Lou and Debbie finally confess after MET and making love for the first time*