MCU/Actors oneshots

🟠🔵 || Y/n Christine Maximoff Strange pt.2 || W.M || ✔

-Few weeks later in Westview-

In the morning Wanda and I noticed a heart above the date today, we did not know what it was until I was at work and my boss told me that we had a dinner at my house for a talk about the money, his name is Mr. hart, which explains the heart.

I quickly get home to tell my beautiful wife. 'And who is this beautiful lady?' a woman says loudly 'ah! This is my wife, Y/n' Wanda tells the woman, the woman walks over to me

'I'm Agnes, darling' she says 'it is nice to meet you!' I say and sit down on the couch, Wanda lays her hand on my thigh, and we talk with Agnes for a while

Wanda gets upstairs as I open the door for Mr. and Ms. Hart, I let them inside and tell them that I need to grab something from the kitchen and that my wife is upstairs

After a while I get out of the kitchen, everything is dark and I see my wife, her hands are in front of Mr. Harts eyes

'Guess who?' my wife asks, I put the lights goes on. My wife notices that it is not the one she thought, and she quickly pulls away, she is wearing something that is highly inappropriate 'what is the meaning of this?!' the man says

'Yeah, I would like to know... oh the meaning! You want to know the meaning of this. This... ugh, it is a traditional Sokovian greeting of hospitality!' I say and my Wanda nods.

Wanda walks over to me, and she puts her hands in front of her eyes 'guess who?' she says 'is that my host behind me?' I speak

'It certainly is' she answers, and we laugh 'lovely to make your acquaintance' she says and shakes my hand jokingly 'see I forgot to tell you my wife and I are from Europe' I explain

'Oh, how exotic' Ms. Hart says 'we don't break bread with Bolsheviks' Mr. Hart, and I furrow my brows 'oh, hush, Arthur. Have you no culture at all? And that dress!' Ms. Hart says 'yes, it is... It is so... Sokovian, is what it is, yes!' I speak

'Can I see you in the kitchen, sweetheart?' Wanda asks and I nod, she grabs my hand and leads me to the kitchen

'we'll be right back' I say and smile politely at the two people standing in our home, we get into the kitchen 'who are those people?!' Wanda says and paces up and down 'what are you wearing?' I ask

'Why are they here?' Wanda asks, I just look at them 'what are you wearing?' I repeat 'well, it is our anniversary' Wanda says and I furrow my brows 'huh...' I mutter 'our anniversary of what?' I speak

'Well, if you do not know, I am not going to tell you!' she says and walks a bit away 'that man there is my boss, Mr. Hart! And his dear lady wife, Ms. Hart' I say and walk over to the calendar

'The heart on the calendar was an abbreviation' I explain 'you have mystic arts, and I can float a pen in the air, who needs to abbreviate!' Wanda says frustrated, walking over to me

'Okay okay we don't have to argue, I assume those people need food' I say and point to the door, she looks at me 'yes of course they expect a home-cooked meal' Wanda says and looks at something that I cannot see

'I have a better idea' she says, clicks her fingers and her dress changes 'love, you talk with the guests as I will prepare the dinner' she says and walks over to me, she gives me a kiss before pushing me towards the door. I turn to my wife 'okay, what do we have?' I speak.

-Time skip-

'and I don't like my wife's head doing that' Mr. Hart says, I chuckle lightly 'dinner is served' I say and they all turn around, Wanda was a mess in the kitchen, things flying around, the lobsters thrown out the window, the chicken became eggs, so we had to improvise, we made breakfast instead of dinner