I wrote this at 3am drunk out of my mind so dont mind this really weird plot. I swear it has a good ending.
'I love peanutbutter.'
That was what Steve was thinking if you were wondering.
"That's why ur mom left you." Eddie says while stealing Steve's peanutbutter from the shelf.
'Wait how the fuck did he know i was thinking that and how did he know my mom left me???' Steve thinks hoping Eddie wasn't some Russion spy.
"I know that because you said that outloud you absolute idiot. And im not a russion spy" He says while eating peanutbutter.
Eddie spits out the peanutbutter in disgust "holy shit dude it doesn't taste like peanutbutter to me"
"That because it isnt penutbutter. I knew that you would eat it Eds."
Steve said rolling his eyes.
Eddies eyes widened. "Then what is it-?" He looks up at Steve with a panicked look but Steve doesn't answer. "What is it Haarington."
"Just because it isn't penutbutter doesn't mean you cant eat it Munson."
"..."
"Nah im just playing the penutbutter is just expired."
But then out of nowhere the FBI nocks the door down and jump through the window and yells "THERE HE IS! THE RUSSION GAY!"
The run to eddie and arrest him.
Steve just sits back in shock. Now eating whats left of the penut butter that Eddie dropped. "So he was a russion guy. That explains so mich."
And then steve wakes up.
"Holy shit what kind of dream was that."
