Stan gang group chat
Crackhoe: hey can one of you come and pick me up please
Ilovedogs: where are you y/n
Crackhoe: um in a police car
poorhoe: deadass?
Ginger: dude why
Crackhoe: i tried to steal m&m's from a store
Ilovedogs:....why tho?
Poorhoe: dude could have just paied for them
Crackhoe: why not tho....also i didnt have the money
Ginger: why didnt you just ask us for the money dude
Howdidyougetmynumber: i bet its cuz there hespanic
Ilovedogs: CARTMAN STFU
poorhoe: do we need to pay to get you out? I dont have that money
Ginger: y/n?
Ilovedogs: oh shit their on the news dude
Poorhoe: whats the news say about them?
Ilovedogs: local crackhead trys to steal m&m from store in a green hat
Ginger: so thats where my hat was
Poorhoe: nah the news did them dirty 😭🤚
Howdidyougetmynumber: deserved
Ilovedogs: cartman didnt you make a mans wife kill herself cuz you said he was a pedo
Howdudyougetmynumber: he called me fatt im just big boned
Ginger: *fat
Poorhoe: not this bullshit again
Ginger: so we going to ignore how y/n havint answered in a bit
Ilovedogs: oh shit forgot about them
Poorhoe: idk man getting arrested seems like a them problem
Crackhoe: hey bitches im back with good news
Ginger: dude we thought you died
Crackhoe: i always come back
Ilovedogs: is that a fnaf thing?
Crackhoe:.....yes ANYWAYS the police let me go cuz my dad and him use to be hippys together
YOU ARE READING
south park x reader (crackfic / textfic)
Fanfictionwhat happend when y/n the crackhead of south park drags almost everyone they know into there crackhead antics Most of the spelling errors are on purpose because no ones texting is perfect, please don't comment It makes me sad😔
