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by ObsessiveCelestial

by ObsessiveCelestial

682: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

999: No, that's not how you make cookies.

035: FLOOR IT!!

682: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?

999: yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-

682: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!

096: DO IT!

999: NO-