*The squad is over at 035's house*
096: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
035: ... N-No...
035, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
106, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
096: I see a-
049, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
106: Oh, well I-
035: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
035, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
173: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
106: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
035: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
035: I am someone who owns four ovens...
035, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
049: I didn't know you were so rich with ovens...
682, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
035:
073: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
035:
035, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
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