part one

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Shrek recently broke up with Fiona. He still remembers her making out with Donald Trump. But he didn't care because she was annoying.

Shrek decided to move. He decided to live to America. He took his luggage and left from this place.

He said the last goodbye to his kids, who stayed with his ex bitchy wife, Fiona, and closed the door. A tear fell from his eye. Shrek tried not to feel sad about it. His new life will begun! He took his shrexy car and left from this stinky house.

On the airport, he saw a man. He was short and bald. This is it! He fell in love with him! Love at the first sight.

But... Who was he? Who was this beautiful being? Shrek was so curious...

Shrek X BidenWhere stories live. Discover now