Bad Guys Simple Male Oc Fic

Chase

Wolf: I'll explain later

Webs types for a minute before he sees his identity with info about him as she prints it on their printer in their hideout

Webs: Alright info is waiting back at home

Wolf: Alright 

We cut back to coles pov as he notices a construction site is ahead he sees no other choice than to go straight through and as the bad guys go through a construction worker signals to drop the porta-pottys on the police cars as the car drifts and the construction worker grabs onto the car as the construction clothes fly off to show it's actually a shark

Shark: Hey guys it's me I was the construction worker

Wolf: And this is Mr. Shark, master of disguise, the apex predator of a thousand faces his greatest trick stealing the Mona Lisa disguised as the Mona Lisa dig that

Then we see shark is pushing up against snakes seat

Snake: Watch it big tuna I'm trying to work here

Snake then pushes his seat back into place as shark puts a party hat on his head

Shark: Keep it cool baby birthdays should be chill

Shark then notices cole in front of them 

Shark: Who's the kid

Snake: He pushed wolf when he tried to take his bag

Shark: Dang

Wolf: Then speeds up next to cole

Cole: My god how many of you are there again

Wolf: Five

Cole: I only see four

Wolf: Well rounding out the crew

Wolf then points to the police car behind them as cole sees a piranha jump out the windshield toward the car and land inside

Wolf: Is Mr.Piranha

Piranha: Santo cielo thats a lot of po-po

Piranha then notices Cole

Piranha: Oh hey nino

Cole just nervously waves as Webs remembers something

Webs: Uh, Piranha, did we forget something?

Piranha: What?

Shark: The present you know

Piranha: Oh, um... Of-of course I didn't forget

Then he toots

Webs: You know you fart when you lie, right?

Piranha: What? No, I fart when I'm nervous

Webs: Yeah. Nervous about lying

Then his stomach bubbles

Cole then speeds away 

Cole: Aw KALE NO

Piranha: Sorry

(Why do I type this with my two hands) Then he toots so hard that it fills up the car as the crew frantically stuck their heads out for fresh air and at the same time it knocks police cars off the road as cole tries to find an escape route he sees an alleyway so he goes through it but the bad guys easily drift through it as they land in front of the police station cole doesn't care what happens but he doesn't wanna be apart of it so he drives away before anyone gives a single thought about him he keeps driving until he makes it home and parks his bike in the garage as he goes inside