Wait Which Universe? (Madcom + TMC Oneshots)

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He helped you put it on as Phobos watched in mild disapproval at the fact Deimos was touching you. He did that to everybody, though, so you both just brushed it off. After Deimos finished adjusting it he said, "Time to go fight whoever is downstairs."

You flashed him a thumbs up before starting to take the lead, rushing downstairs in an attempt to try and tackle them or some dumb shit like that. Phobos sprinted after you but even so only Deimos caught up to you. You two grinned at each other in the dumbass kind of way before you both yelled, "RACE YA!"

Phobos shouted after you two dumb fucks, saying, "GET BACK HERE! BOTH OF YOU! YOU IDIOTS ARE GOING TO GET YOURSELVES HURT!" You both managed not to hear him, flying down the steps of the stairs. The wind rushed against your face as you nearly tripped. Deimos caught you with a wide grin before you caught the sound of gunshots echoing through the stairwell.

You two childlike grunts stopped dead in your tracks and fumbled for your weapons, Deimos pulling out two small handguns and you pulling out your own custom made fucking gilded rapier.

Even with your strange weapon choices you both turned to each other with serious and determined looks, Phobos's pissed off shouts ricocheting off of the stairs as you both jumped into the fight. It was a group of grunts, obviously at least somewhat adept at fighting. There were 5 of them and they all turned to you two with wide, manic grins on their faces.

"Welp, guess we'll die." You said as you rushed at one of them, jabbing at them and piercing their arm. They hissed and ran at you and you narrowly dodged a large axe swing. Deimos shot at them as you landed a harsh kick to their stomach, sending them flying into two of the other grunts with a loud shout of anguish.

Those three grunts collapsed onto one another in a large pile as the other two stepped up. They were taller than both of you and much more muscular, one wielding two daggers and the other a carbon machete. Deimos raised an eyebrow at the fact that they were both melee users but shrugged it off and looked over at you. You looked over and nodded over at him before jabbing at the grunt holding the daggers while Deimos kept the grunt with the machete in line. It wasn't much time before you both heard the staircase's door burst open and Phobos stepped through with an absolutely furious expression. 

You and Deimos both knew you were gonna get an earful after this fight but for now you were more focused on the fact that the grunt had thrown you into the wall and broken your back brace. You didn't even realize it was broken until you tried to stand and your spine collapsed.

Anyway, you were laying down on the floor as Phobos picked up the binary sword and started to attack. You rolled over to watch the bloodshed with a bored expression, knowing that you physically couldn't get up without looking like you were about to fold on yourself like a piece of paper.

It was a pretty short fight after Phobos stepped in and murdered the rest of the lot, leaving a lot of blood and some injuries. Mostly you and Deimos's injuries though. Actually, mostly just your injuries. If there were any.

"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO?! WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE JUST WAITED UNTIL I COULD'VE HELPED YOU!"

"You were takin' too long Phob."

"Yeaaaaaah...I just wanted to get a lil' bloodshed in...just a little."

Phobos grumbled some inaudible curses before grabbing you both by your collars and saying, "I'm taking you two to the infirmary."

"Deimos we're being put in time out."

"I don't wanna be in time out!"

"Me neither."

Both of you complained and whined as Phobos dragged you two to the medical wing, plopping you down onto the floor and briskly telling the doctor, "Fix them."

The doctor gave Phobos an absolutely confused look as he walked out and you said, "We're good, right? Nothing that needs to get healed up?" He sighed before walking over and saying, "Deimos you're fine, but you need another back brace don't you."

You nodded and laid limp on the floor as Deimos leaned against the doorframe and said, "So, Doc, how long is it going to take to get them another?" He shrugged before saying, "I think we have another. But don't break this one, (Y/N), because this is the last we have currently."

You flashed him a wide grin and a thumbs up before rolling over to look at Deimos mischievously. "We are gonna go back out and kill some people, riiiiight?"

"Yep. Definitely."

"Hell yes!"

You and Deimos shared the 'chaotic gremlin' look before snickering as the doctor walked back in with another back brace. "Alright, like I said. Don't. Break. This. One. Got it (Y/N)?"

"Yeah yeah 2B I understaaaand..."

"You better. I'm serious when I say we don't have another."

You shrugged as he pulled you up and started to set up the brace. Deimos watched closely and you could've sworn you saw a twinge of jealousy dart across his face but as soon as you looked over at him he had turned his head away and started smoking a cigarette.

2BDamned patted you over the head affectionately and you could definitely see Deimos scowling at the doctor before he said, "Alright, let's get going." He pulled you up in a possessive manner while saying, "Cya later Doc."

"Bye Deimos. Goodbye (Y/N)."

You smiled and waved back as Deimos sped up and said, "Alright, alright, that's enough socializing for you. Time to get some bloodshed, wouldn't you agree?" You nodded and grinned before the both of you sprinted out the doors and ran off into Nexus City to try and find somebody or some bodies to slaughter.

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