ME AND MY COUSIN MADE A SCENARIO AND HERE I AM WRITING ABOUT IT OC1EFNPBOFUAL
[ I don't think they'd want their names exposed so let's go with me being Katsuri, cuz that IS me, my youngest cousin as Firey, my female cousin as Snowie and the oldest one(the same age as me) as Azumu/Big Brother ]
6/1/22 13:08(i think that was the current time lmao)
We were sitting on the dining table, munching on our lunch which were beans and fried chicken.
Out of pure randomness, Firey told me and Snowie, "When we're outside at the store- we're gonna spray alcohol at a robber if one came." I replied with a simple yes.
"If a robber came, you would spray alcohol at his eyes and then I'll attack his face like- RAAAAAHHHH!" he stood up from his seat and demonstrated his actions by scratching the air.
"If we lived in a house, you would just need to call me and then I'll come attack the robber!"
Man, his imagination is massive-
I replied with "Though, I COULD just punch him in the face with ✨despair✨" *Junko kinnie noises*
"And then he'll get knocked out." Firey says as he laughs.
Snowie started talking, "Haha, what if we bought a vocaloid, I would just set the volume to max and the highness of the pitch to a very, VERY high one and then play it!"
"We'd die from just that!" I tell her with a laugh, "Wear ear muffs." "Then, the robber just remembers to bring ear muffs the next time he goes to rob a house, haha!" she added.
Firey kept laughing and said, "What if we had all of our cousins in the house? We would all attack him!"
I laughed, "That'd be nice, the robber would be like "Dear Lord, why is there a whole army in here?!" I tell them with my hands infront of my head in a defensive way and they laughed.
From the 'high' and vocaloid talk, I suddenly thought, "What if we were doing the high range test when he came in?"
"He would be like 'What's going on here-'" I slightly laughed at my own statement.
"Wait, you're gonna call me when the robber comes, because I'll be upstairs playing video games!" he said, while mimicking his actions when he plays on his iPad.
"Though before that, we'd have to train first." I said, "Yes! We'll have a room just for training!" Firey exclaimed.
Then, I just blurted out. "Why are we suddenly fantasizing about the future? Doubt we'll even have enough money to buy out own house, and I doubt I'll live that long, haha." I muttered the last part.
They ignore my question and Firey started talking about the robber thing again, "What if we had pets? Like, a snake! A guard dog?! Things like that!"
"When the robber arrives, we put a mantis shrimp in a box. And leave it by the door. Then, the robbe will get curious on what's inside of it and check. When he opens it, BAM! The mantis shrimp punches him in the face!!"
Firey exclaimed while punching the air. Snowie and I laughed.
"Then, you can keep him restrained, while Snowie calls the police and I get ready to punch him with despair if he tries to get out!"
Just then their parents came by, "Hey, finish your food first. You can chat later."
Yeah, I kinda wonder why we only ever talk about shit like this when we're eating lunch.
With that, we sat quietly and finished out food without uttering a single word.
Damn.
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