Hex Skits 2 (N!U!)

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??????: Is Karsa your friend or enemy?

Hex:Yes

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Veronica: betrays a random half demon mage who freed her people from the blood contract and helped win the war against the fays.

The rest of the world: Why do i hear boss music?

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Truth potion-ed Hex

??????:What do you hate the most?

Hex:Traitors.

??????:What do you like the most?

Hex:Coffee

??????:How many earth languages do you know?

Hex: 2 but i have been working on learning German.

??????:Which ones?

Hex:English obviously and my creators first language.

??????:And which one is that?

Truth potion runs out

Hex:Well would you look at the time-

It's feel like it's quite obvious but i won't reveal to those that don't know

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Past Hex:Am i going to be a hero and fight for peace and prosperity for all like in those stories.

Mid Hex:Prosperity Yes. Peace no. be a hero? Debatable.

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Hex(Crown): Congrats your realm is being rescued!

Hex(Crown):Please do not resist.

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Commercial:Black heads? Zero.

Commercial:Pimples? Zero.

Hex: Independent realms (Excluding bright empire)? Zero!!!

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Mid Hex (Crown):Can a mortal become a god?

Kense:Yes.

Reality:Warning this response sets you on Universal Bright Empire timeline. Do you want to continue?

Mid Hex (Crown):What's that about?

Kense: Don't know. Let me select yes since i have a feeling that if i select no that i will have to lie to you.

Reality:Timeline solidified.

Current Hex(Crown): And branching timeline ended.

Time Altering group:God damn it even with a reality pop up isn't enough.

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Hex:Have there been many assassins after you and your tired of killing them your self?

Hex: Or are just simply are paranoid that a assassin or assassins are coming after you?

Hex:Introducing...

Hex:The Assassin Meat Grinder!

Hex:How do you use it? Well it's simple. Attach this pin and  it will give you negative energy magic that will eliminate any assassins that are after you.

Karsa:But how does it know that the person it eliminates is an assassin?

Hex: It's simple there is a mind reading spell mixed in with magic and if it detects that someone is planing to kill you then it will shot the negative energy magic at them.

??????:Why does it sound like it's going to be complicated

Hex:If you repeat a word to many times it's going to sound like it's going to be the opposite of that word. Though this only applies to positive  things

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I am going to start releasing these in clusters.

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