Incorrect MIRACULOUS SHITPOST

Humans see what they want to see.

If u know the reference..

Marinette: Adrien, you ate all Tikki's cookies!
Adrien: You can't prove it!
Marinette: You have crumbs all over your mouth!
Adrien: It's a fatal coincidence...

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Felix: Honesty may be the best policy
Felix: But it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy

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Marinette: I asked Adrien to go to the store and gave him a list on what to buy:
1. Bread
2. Sausage
3. Milk
4. Toothpaste
5. Toilet paper
6. Camembert for Plagg
Marinette: When he came from the store, I looked into the bag, there was one loaf of bread, two sticks of sausage, three packages of milk, four tubes of toothpaste, five rolls of toilet paper and six camembert heads.
Marinette: There is nothing to complain about, but next time I will start the list of necessary purchases with cheese...

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Louis, 6 y.o.: Daddy, what kind of wife do I need?
Louis: As pretty as mommy?
Adrien: Yes, as pretty as mommy will do.
Louis: Well, it will do for you.
Louis: But I need a prettier one!..

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[Adrien comes to the photo shoot and the whole team greets him unusually joyfully. Adrien walked over to the make-up artist, who was the only one who gave the model a darker look than usual]
Make-up artist: Looks like I'm going to have to put on more makeup today.
Adrien [surprised]: Why?
Make-up artist: Looks like Emma learned to write with a marker.
Adrien [turns to the mirror in horror]
The inscription on Adrien's forehead: "Daddy, get up!"

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Emma Agreste, 8 years old: Aunt Alya! How many journalists get paid for lying?
Alya [disconcerted by the question]: What are you talking about?
Emma: They just said that the students are happy that the school year has begun! They can't lie like that for free!

{AUTHOR IS PROUD OF EMMA *cries in corner*}

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Felix: Your father is an absolute jerk.
Adrien: How can you say such a thing?!
Felix: I don't know, I just open my mouth?..

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Lila: Hey Felix, you are Adrien's cousin, right?
Lila: Why don't we get to know each other better?
Felix [rolls his eyes with a bored expression]
Felix: See,  people are dying  everyday?
Felix: Why don't you join them?

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Journalist: How did you raise such a smart, good boy?
Gabriel: Lies, threats, blackmail...

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