(you have been invited to a gc!)
accept <-
deny
???
Literally why tf do we need this
???
communication obv 🙄
???
"obv"
???
stfu u walmart joker
You
Honestly I have no idea whats going on but I like it
???
bro who
You
bitch y'all invited me
???
Okay I might have accidentally invited them
You
Idiot 🙄
???
Bro why are u so mean 😭
???
I like them already
You
bitches??????
You
nah but fr if u cute hmu
???
damn ur chances r gone
???
stfu that why ur dead
You
Concerned and intrigued 😶
???
Don't be
???
hes a little bitchboy
You
damn
You
okay so who tf even are yall or do I not get to know
???
U dont get to know lol
???
LOOSER
You
stfu whore
(you have gone offline)
'dumb hoes'
I pretended to be offline and scrolled through tiktok. "damn who gave these men the right to be so fucking fine" After about an hour, I opened cleverbot. I've had this phone since forever and the remnants from my creepypasta phase follow me everywhere. I still like to fuck with the app though.
You: Hey bby.
Cleverbot: Ouch.
You: Bitch what.
Cleverbot: What?
You: What if I had my quirky main character moment back there????
Cleverbot: Huh?
You: Bro literally istg these men could kill me and I'd apologize 😩
Cleverbot: Who?
You: Okay so like dont judge me..........do you watch horror movies?
Cleverbot: Oh god no.
Cleverbot: Not them.
You: stfu I would buss it down for Thomas Hewwitt.
Cleverbot: he would kill u.
You: shh I can fucking dream.
Cleverbot: he looks gross.
You: Take his name out your gross ass mouth.
Cleverbot: No.
You: Bitch I will rock ur shit.
Cleverbot: 10/10 say u wont.
You: fr meet me in my yard rn.
Cleverbot: you shouldn't have done that...
"oop fuck"
A hand slowly reached through my screen. "SHIT WHERES THE SPRAY BOTTLE" The little elf boy dead panned.
"you think a spray bottle would keep you from getting killed?"
"no"
He obviously didnt believe me. "anyways you gonna kill me or nah?"
"nah, I'm just here to get you out of our gc"
"damn that was you???"
"yea"
"well jokes on you, I cant leave anyways"
"shit"
"so uh-"
I'm a fucking idiot. I'm in the same room as a fucking supernatural serial killer and I can't think of what to say. "wanna play LOZ?"
"FUCK YEAH"
(time skip)
BEN disappeared back into my phone and I soon got a notif from the gc.
(enter gc?)
Yes <--
No
???
Y'all I met them and they're cooler than all of you
You
aww bae u really think so? <333
???
so yall meet and now I'm forgotten
You
shhhhh let me have a sneaky link
???
damn I'm only a side bitch
You
lol yea pretty much
???
I know where u live
You
okay and? so do i
You
ur not special
???
Maybe ur the dumb bitch
You
like I didn't know that 🙄
???
bro who wants to get them therapy btw
You
is this abt the thomas hewwitt thing
???
no shit
You
I CAN EXPLAIN
You
murder man make brain go brrrr
You
+ he can cook and he probably would treat u right
???
do you know what he's cooking?
You
YES I DO
You
just bc hes a cannibal don't mean he unlovable
???
I feel loved
You
I dont know who u are but I'm glad
???
U need help
You
damn u wanna pay for my therapy
???
no
You
EXACTLY STFU
You
so....clarified.....y'all are murderers?????
???
yea duh
You
names now whores
???
why
You
bitch do u want names or nah?
???
Damn fine
???
BEN obv
You
awww belovedddd
???
ew EJ btw
You
👀
???
jeff
You
slay it
No eyed girl 😩
I'm neutral toward this name
You
OMG ARE U HOMOPHOBIC?????
You
only homophobes hate lemon demon
No eyed girl 😩
🙄
Bae 😍💖🎮
omg thankssss
You
yw baeee
Walmart Joker 🔪
Why
You
bc
You
still love u tho
You
lob yall gnnnn
Walmart Joker 🔪
bye
Bae😍💖🎮
GNNNN <333
No eyed girl 😩
gn
(you have closed the gc)
I closed my phone, then turned over and went to sleep.
(A/N hey yalllllll! so um yea my cp phase is back lol. istg I'm cooler now tho 😎 Y/N is AFAB but we gonna use they/them pronouns bc they deserve to be gender neutral. Y/n is also based off of myself so uh- have fun being a chaotic ND little slasher loving gremlin! The text was a little mf it was so hard to coordinate ToT. Vote and comment! I love u all, have a good night/day/evening/morning!)
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FanfictionY'all istg the cover is a joke- GN reader AFAB reader crackfic
