It was a normal day. Charger was drinking their solar-powered water, Trash Can was drinking their trash-powered water, mephone was drinking their mephone powered wa- wait what? Anyways, it was a normal day. Blah blah blah blah blah. Okay so everyone goes home except for mephone and charger. Charger looks at mephone in disgust. "What are you doing?" Mephone said as he noticed charger looking at him. "Looking at yo disgusting ass, goofy ass, bitch ass mother fucker ass face." He exclaimed. "Well if your outfit could talk, it would sound like a barf bag talking to a sponge."
"What?"
"ATTENTION EVERYONE. TODAY IS JUNE 9TH. THEREFORE YOU CAN HAVE SEX WITH ANYONE AND EVERYONE AT THE SAME TIME." A fire alarm yelled.
Mephone pulls out a megaphone.
"Who wants to have sex with me and charger?!?!!!?!?? no condoms btw"
"wait what?"
"Yup. We are fucking now."
"BY THE WAY, RAPING IS LEGAL."
The fire alarm yelled again.
"Alright you ready to fuck?" Mephone asked charger.
"Yeah sure whatever okay I guess sure because we have to and technically you are forcing me to fuck you but it's June 9th so it's okay I guess whatever okay sure."
"Ok fucking time"
