mayonaise part 3

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WHAT THE FUCK??? THANKS FOR 1K READS

WHAT THE FUCK??? THANKS FOR 1K READS

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dr.plablo: ok so take off ur pants i have to see this 'mayo' ur talking about

y/n: ok bet *takes off my cocomelon supreme pants*

dr.plablo: ok lay on the table please

y/n: ayo wtf???

dr.plablo: I HAVE TO CHECK IT OK

y/n: yea ok *lays on table*

dr.plablo: *puts on gloves*

y/n: what are you doing-

dr.plablo: hold still

y/n: what the fuck do you mean ho- AUGHHHHH

that's when if felt dr.plablos COLD ASS FINGER enter my FUCKING BUTTHOLE

dr.plablo: what the fuck there is actually mayo in this bitch

y/n: GET YOUR FUCKING COLD ASS, CARROT STICK ASS, MOZZARELLA CHEESH STICK ASS FINGER OUT MY ASS

dr.plablo: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE MAYO IN YOUR ASS

y/n: IDK IT WAS JUST THERE I CANT GET IT OUT

dr.plablo: WHY DONT YOU JUST SHIT IT OUT

y/n: I actually never thought of that

y/n: anyway do you want some of my mayo

dr.plablo: HELL NO. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE

y/n: I PAID 3 CENTS TO BE HERE GET THE FUCKING MAYO OUT.

dr.plablo: YOU KNOW WHAT? FINE I'LL HELP YOU.

y/n: DAMN FINALLY

dr.plablo: *opens up cabinet and finds laxatives*

dr.plablo: Alright, so when you get home, take these and it will help you get the mayo out of your ass.

y/n: aight thanks homie

dr.plablo: I am not your fucking homie

TO BE CONTINUED.....😨😨😨😨

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