*20 years ago*
*A boy band by the name of BroZone was preparing for their concert*
JD: Alright, guys, we're gonna open with "Girl Baby Baby", and close with "Baby Baby Girl"
JD: Wait- no, that doesn't sound right
JD: oOoh, I got it! open with "Baby Baby Girl", close with "Baby Baby Girl Woman"! yes! *laughs* we are gonna make boy band history tonight!
*John notices spruce doing some situps in the background*
JD: Love it brother! I need 150 more of those before showtime! Those abs need to be popping!
Spruce (exhausted): Oh, come on!
JD: God, I wanna boil an egg on those abs
Clay (annoyed): John dory, do I really have to keep wearing these things?
JD: Yes, you do clay! they're funderdrawers! underwear, but with 76% more fun! Now, let's see those dance moves brother!
*Clay sighs*
Clay: Fine...
Clay (while dancing): Rusty robot into wiggle worm end on caliente puppet *sticks out his tongue* yeah...
*Floyd notices that John is a bit stressed out so he walks over to him*
Floyd: Bro, you look stressed, Breathe...
JD (sarcastic): Of course I'm stressed, Floyd!
JD: It's the first night of the tour! we have to hit the perfect family harmony! we promised the fans!
Floyd: *notices that baby branch was nervous in the background* Okay, calm down you're making baby branch nervous
*JD sees baby branch peeking through the curtains nervously*
JD: Nervous?! oh no no no no no! he's not allowed to be nervous! he has to be perfect!
Floyd: Cut him some slack john dory, it's his first show
*Floyd walks over to baby branch*
Floyd: Hey branch, How you feeling?
Baby Branch: I feel like I'm gonna barf and pass out and-
Floyd: -Pee your pants all at once?
Baby Branch: How'd you know?
Floyd: Ah, you have the pre-show jitters, it's okay it's totally normal, you wanna know what I do when I get them?
Baby Branch:...Barf, pass out, and pee your pants?
Floyd: *chuckles* I remember that I'm with my brothers and that when we come together, there's nothing we can't do
Baby Branch: But no one has ever hit the "Perfect Family Harmony" before, is it true that it can shatter diamond?
Floyd: Yeah, it's that powerful
JD: Alright boys, remember; no matter what you do just follow my lead
Floyd: Or maybe we could just go out there and have fun together
Clay: It's just so much pressure! *gulps nervously*
Manager (offscreen): 10 seconds!
Spruce: A- and what happens if we can't hit it?
JD: If we can't hit the Perfect Family Harmony, we aren't perfect and if we aren't perfect, we're nothing, so just follow my lead and the harmony will happen, let's bro!
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