Steve:am I in trouble?
Natasha:take a guess
Steve:no?
Natasha:take another guess
Steve:maybe
Natasha:take another guess or take a hike
Steve:yes I am aren't I
Natasha:yes you are
Steve:what did I do wrong
Natasha:tell me and I wont be mad WHY WERE YOU WITH SHARON AND WHY DID YOU KISS HER
*Steve scared the hell out*
Steve:I uuh...how did you..um know
Natasha:Wanda,pepper,Bucky,Tony,Thor,Bruce,Loki,fury,Clint told me
Steve:wait Loki and fury
Natasha:yes Loki and me are the best of friends
Steve:okay back to the uuh wtv uum wtv I'm so sorry I didn't mean to she asked me to and asked me again and again and again I couldn't say anything if I wanted to,I'm sorry nat I am so so so so so so so so so sorry please forgive me
Natasha:apology not accepted and I'm going to kill that bitch
Steve:please don't
Natasha:OOH SO NOW YOUR ON HER SIDE HUH I SEE HOW IT IS WELL YOU KNOW WHAT HOW ABOUT YOU ASK HER TO BE YOUR GIRLFIREND BECAUSE ME AND YOU ARE DONE!!!
Steve:what no nat please don't do this I love you and you know that and only you please don't break up with me please get I'm sorry I didn't mean to
Natasha:ITS OVER
Steve:no:(
