The Greater Flatulence came to the Crack Between long ago. Choosing Heinie as its vessel, it gifted her the Elden Dumpy, a logic of sorts with which to rule.
"For the Elden Dumpy claps its cheeks," the Greater Flatulence spoke, "thus its word becomes law."
Somewhere far across the fog, an ass arose. To become the next Elden Ass. He wanted to eat dat booty
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Elden Dumpy
FantasyThe fallen leaves tell a story The great Elden Dumpy was spread In our home, across the fog, the Crack Between Now, Queen Heinie the Eternal is nowhere to be found Soon, Heinie's offspring, demigods all, claimed the dingleberries of the Elden Dumpy ...
