Spidermen group chat

Bullying Batman 🦇

___. ___. ____. SPIDER- SQUAD 🕷

Peter #3: what's the meaning of life?

Ned: love

Peter #1: suffering.

Mj: damn

Peter #2: you ok bro?

Peter #1: no.

Gwen: felt that personally

Mary Jane: this chat always gets depressing..

Mj: lol so true

Peter #3: maybe we should add someone to bring the mood up a bit?

Gwen: but why

Peter #3: for funsies

Mj: never say that word again

Peter #3: FUNSIES

Mj: AAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHH

Peter #1: tf

Ned: she hulking out

Peter #1: RUN FOR UR LIFE

Peter #3 added Batman

Batman: what is this?

Peter #2: wrong superhero universe Buddy

Peter #3: ✋😚🤚

Peter #2: u concern me.

Gwen: marvel > dc

Ned: facts

Mj: STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL

Mary Jane: bitch stop being angry

Mj: I FEEL HOW I FEEL

Gwen: bitch stop being annoying

Mary Jane: stop constantly attacking me

Batman: I'm still here..

Ned: we're aware

Peter #3: God stop being so needy-

Batman: who are you people?

Ned: us?

Peter #1: we're the AVENGERS, man

Peter #3: *cue hero pose to dramatic music*

Batman: what..

Gwen: ...

Mary Jane: ........

Peter #2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Peter #3: are we fuck!

Peter #1: my guy really thought-

Ned: they're the spider-men

Batman: spider-men? Really?

Peter #2: got an issue with that?

Peter #3: yeah, got an issue with that?

Peter #1: yeah, yeah, got an issue with that?

Batman: no.. it's just not very creative

Peter #2: not very creative? Fuck you, man

Peter #3: like ur crusty ass could do any better

Peter #1: yeah who even are you other than irrelevant.

Gwen: haha

Mj: HAHAHA

Mary Jane: stop.

Batman: I am vengeance.

Peter #1: wut?

Peter #2: how tf can you be vengeance?

Mj: LOOK AT DIS EMO TRYIN TO BE COOL

Peter #3: what do you see a bad guy and introduce yourself by saying 'i aM vEnGeANcE'

Mary Jane: no he does not-

Peter #2: if I was a bad guy I'd just laugh in his face at that horrible ass name

Ned: I'M DYING HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Batman: I feel attacked

Peter #2: maybe because we're attacking you?

Peter #1: he's a stupid superhero too

Peter #3: I bet he wears smeared black eyeliner and rehearses his line in the mirror

Peter #3: 'I aM VEngEaNcE'

Batman: stop it

Gwen: more like 'I am emo'

Ned: what a baddie

Peter #1: baddie Batman

Batman left the chat

Mary Jane: oops

Peter #2: we bullied Batman into leaving

Ned: hehehe

Mj: HE'S PROBABLY CRYING RN

Peter #3: his emo makeup running..

Peter #1: guys! Are we horrible people?

Gwen: nah he's alright

Peter #3: it's just a joke bro

Peter #2: he is the joke

Ned: bully maguire? Dat u?

Mj: DAMMIT NED WITH THE FOURTH WALL!

Ned: lol sorry

Peter #1: he'll be fine..

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Ummm so I found this in my drafts when I woke up this morning. I had been drinking last night if you couldn't already tell.

Eh, it's pretty funny.

I'm still taking suggestions and if you like my book give me a follow cuz I want more followers lol at least I'm honest. I follow everyone back so it's really in ur best interest too... God, I sound so sad..

Thank you all who enjoy my book! Reading ur lovely comments really makes my day so thank you! Even the silent readers, love you too!

Oh and No hate Batman! I thought the movie was pretty decent.

Alright, byeeeeeee