Spidermen group chat

Chaos. Pure chaos. Nothing more.

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Peter #3: hello?

Peter #3: is anyone awake

Gwen: Pete it's 3am..

Mj: SHUT TF UP IM TRYING TO GET MY BEAUTY REST

Peter #3: I'm bored tho

Peter #2: then sleep.

Peter #3: actually, PETER 2, I can't sleep because I have INSOMNIA

Peter #2: I missed the part where that's my problem

Mary Jane: you can't keep saying that in every situation

Peter #2: when have I ever done that?

Mary Jane: literally just last week when I asked you to help me do the dishes!

Peter #2: but it's fun!

Peter #3: I might start using that excuse 🤔

Gwen: use it and you'll be sleeping alone.

Peter #3: never mind..

Mj: great now I'm awake for real!

Peter #3: let's play a game

Peter #1: I LOVE GAMES

Mj: omg calm down

Gwen: where has this little burst of energy come from?

Peter #1: I'VE BEEN DRINKING COFFEE

Peter #2: we've talked about this! Who is letting you have all this coffee? I want names!

Mj: Peter, turn ur caps off ffs

Peter #1: oh right sorry LOLZ

Mj: someone restrain my boyfriend

Peter #3: kinky

Mj: get ur mind out of the gutter

Peter #1: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

Gwen: I think we've gotta child proof the coffee cupboard so he can't get in

Peter #2: can someone get this kid a juice box?

Ned: on it. I'm at the store right now.

Mary Jane: why are you at the shop at 3am?

Ned: I was craving a slushy

Peter #1: I WANT A SLUSHY

Peter #2: DO NOT GET HIM A SLUSHY

Peter #3: he can have a slushy if he wants to!

Peter #3: I might get a slushy now

Gwen: ur not allowed slushes anymore, you've officially been banned

Peter #3: what? Why?

Gwen: you know why!

Peter #3: God, it's not my fault I  hit that old woman 🙄

Mj: I think that qualifies for a slushy ban

Peter #3: she's totally fine now! She's only paralysed! I can't help that her body is ancient and frail

Mary Jane: that's a little insensitive

Gwen: understatement

Peter #3: we're totally tight now! I've saved like five of her cats from trees! She's probably my biggest fan