Dhar man farts and INSTANTLY regrets being born

Dhar mann shats on his pp and regrets it..

Once upon a time  there was a little boy named Dhar man Dhar mann was only eight and his birthday was tomorrow! Dhar mann went to sleep and the next day he was 9. He got HORRIBLE cramps on his vagina... he went to the washroom and then peed.. He sat on the toilet for a while then blood came out his pussy.. he screamed IM DYING!!!! His mother rushed to the bathroom saw his tiny penis then saw blood was coming out of his vagina 😕😔😢🥺 His mommy wommy screamed OMG PADUSSY SLAYY! They put his period blood on the cake and ate it. Uncle Seth REALLY REALLY liked the cake. And then uncle Seth ate the padussy cake. His towsy wosies wiggle and tickled then uncle Seth came out as a padussy pedophille zoophile. The end 🥺🥺