the gang takes a trip to Disney

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Headcanons ig.... enjoy

• Palutena went full-on 'Disney mom mode' and you can't tell me any different

• Hades was banned from doing anything that will either;
A: make a child cry, or,
B: get them all kicked out of the park

• Palutena was the one who packed healthy 'snacks' but Viridi had the money so they wouldn't die of food poisoning

• Dark Pit was acting like Hyperspace Mountain wasn't a big deal and that he could go on it a bunch of times..... he threw up and cried after the first time

• Pit and Phosphora spent an abundance of money at the Disney Store

• They definitely got a picture with the Avengers

• Viridi bought Cragalanche a plush of the troll from Frozen

• Viridi was given a kids menu for 11 and under. She was very insulted (no, im not still salty about that. what are you talking about?)

• Pit, Dark Pit and Phosphora said they could walk around the park by themselves.... they had a breakdown when they couldn't find the gods while the gods just watched from the side

• Pit and Dark Pit met Remy the Rat and will treasure that photo forever

• They were those people that when We Don't Talk About Bruno came on, they put on a whole goddamn show that put Disney themselves to shame

• They almost shit themselves on Tower of Terror. Yes, even Hades

• Viridi's height was indeed made fun of when she had to stand next to the sign saying 'you must be this tall to ride'

• Pit claimed that the ice cream in Disney was better than floor ice cream. It was even better when it became Disney floor ice cream

That's all i got lol

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