haechan
chenle is an alien

chenle
👾👽

heejin
woah what a debate

jeno
you should see our
one butt or two butt debate

renjun
there's obv 2
everything is symmetrical in
our body so obv
there are two butts

jaemin
and there's something else
in the middle

hyemun
dick?

jaemin
yeah

seorin
yeah but you're talking
about the male ppl
we aint got no peepees
there's 1 butt
because if there were two,
your poop would come out
of two separate holes

haechan
exactly
you only have one anus

chenle
if there were two butts
one anus would be on
one buttcheek and the
second one on the other

renjun
no no listen

yasuko
smh just say one butt and
two buttcheeks

jisung
or what about two butts
and one buttcheek

mark
😐😐

jisung
sorry

hyemin
hehe ass

yasuko
something that you
don't have

mark
ugh but look at me
carrying the weight of
the biggest ass ever yes
ma'am 💪😩🍑

haechan
what if you poke
marks ass with a needle
and air comes out

jeno
implants
GASP MARK'S A FRAUD

mark
no my watermelons are
99% natural

heejin
what about the other 1%
GASP HE REALLY IS A
FRAUD

chenle
fake ass 😟😟😟

jisung
tchtchtch... disappointment

seorin
yk who DOESN'T
have an ass?
jaemin

jaemin
... pls
we only met like an
hour ago and you
already checked our asses

seorin
yes
but stop beating around
the bush no ass

jeno
jeno-ass

jaemin
hello my name is jeno

hyemin
look at jeno trying to
save his bestie by changing
the topic awww

renjun
i have
an
announcement

yasuko
okay keep it to yourself

renjun
😐
anyways

this is scary af

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this is scary af

seorin
and cool at the same
time like
woah
imagine if that was
really real
snow white the vampire..

chenle
imagine she lured
in the Prince by pretending
to be asleep but in reality
she wanted to drink
his blood

meihui
slurp slurp

jisung
dang yall are scary
mfs

seorin
no you're just a coward

jisung
im not

chenle
i have 5 lists in
my phone's notes app
where I've written every
little to big things
you've ever been afraid
of

jisung
okay maybe i am

yasuko
can yall just make a
maknae line gc cuz this
convo makes me feel
like i shouldn't partake
in it

meihui
OMG YES <3

seorin
AND WE CAN PUT
ALL THE OTHERS IN AN
OLD FOLKS HOME

chenle
OLD PEOPLE BABY
SHELTER

jisung
AMAZING

haechan
in that case I'm making a 00
liner chat

jeno
i have to mute
three gcs now

mark
what about me then
delivered

mark
guys?
delivered

mark
sigh ig yall keft
delivered

mark
just me and my
watermelons against the
world
delivered

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