"We used to be a thing." I mumble "WHEN WAS THIS Y/N AND FOR HOW LONG." Lord farquaad screamed. "Two years ago! And only for 69 days!" I say back. "Y/N I STILL LOVE YOU." Shrek yells from his guard position. "NO I LOVE HER, GAURDS ESCORT THIS THING OUT AND INTO PRISON." Lord farqquad orders. "NO Y/N I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH." Shrek screams back before being bombarded by hot Oompa Loompas in sexy Russian overalls. "Y/N HELP" he says. Being cut off by big Oompa Loompa hands. They pull him out of the wedding ceremony place and throw him in prison. "Now that that's over with we can kiss." Lord farquad pulls me in and his rough crusty lips meet my soft and smooth lips. We're married now so that means no secrets. "Lord farqussy," I start, "I'm pregnant."
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Sexy time with lord farquad
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