The announcement🥸🤩

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I'm standing outside and waiting for the sexy tiny man. I cant stop thinking about what I did with Shrek just 30 minutes before. It was so hot 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵. But rn I'm focused on becoming a waifu.
THIRTY MINUTES LATER ⏰
"ATTENTION PLEASE" said a guard, "ALL CONTESTANTS PLEASE COME INTO THE CASTLE."
Now is the time! The lord is picking his waifu! I hope it's me, but honestly I don't know if I'll win😔, even though I did so good on the pole 😏. 
"Alright," boomed lord farqquad, " I know who I want my waifu to be. No one is allowed to fight the winner. This person did good on the pole, as well as the gratefulness test."
So it was a test. I knew it. I have this in the bag now.
"The person who I have chosen to be my waifu. Y/n. I have chosen you."

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