Fade in to Simmons and Will standing inside the Blue Base at Valhalla.
Simmons: What the hell is all this stuff?
Donut: (enters) Oh, there you are! Did you blow up the base yet?
Simmons: Look at this mess, Donut. It's like he wrecked the place.
Donut: Oh yeah, that's Caboose's project.
Simmons: This is what he's been working on?
Will: He forced me and Delta to help him work on his Church project to make a new body.
Simmons: For the dead guy. Gimme a break. No wonder no one ever wins this war. We're all doing stuff like building lame robots.
Simmons turns around to see Lopez and South standing behind him.
Simmons: Oh, hey... Lopez. Uh, I didn't mean you, I meant other... robots...
South: Wow just wow.
Lopez takes off.
Donut: That was kind of racist.
Simmons: (chases after Lopez) That's not true! I have all kinds of mechanical friends!
Will: Some how I believe that.
Cuts to Sandtrap. The camera zooms out slowly from the side of an Elephant.
Intercom announcer: Just... just give me the microphone. [over the intercom] Do not, under any circumstances, move. You have entered an active mine field.
Caboose: Does thinking count as moving. Because if it does, I think I might've moved—up! I did again.
Grif: Shut up, Caboose!
Alex: Caboose thinking is not moving.
Caboose: Well, I don't want to get exploded!
Sarge: How do we get outta here?
Intercom announcer: We will guide you out.
Sarge: Great! Let us wait for you to come out here then!
Alex: Why would he do that.
Intercom announcer: What? ...no, fuck that, listen! We're not coming out there, okay? Hang tight. We're gonna upload the schematics... we'll be right back. Don't. Move.
Sarge: Grif! What were you thinking driving us straight into a mine field!?
Grif: Me? You were in the passenger seat. That makes you the navigator!
Alex: That's how a road trip works.
Sarge: What are you talking about?
Grif: Everybody knows that. You're in charge of directions!
Sarge: No! The shotgun seat is reserved for the position of respect. And for people who carry shotguns. (holds up shotgun) See? (makes a clicking noise) Quid pro quo. Now Grif, here's the plan. You walk in front of us, very slowly.
Grif: No.
Sarge: If you hear anything that sounds like a small metallic click, or feels like your legs are being blown off, just say, "Found one!"
Will: Why don't you do it!
Grif: Ya Sarge you use your horrible fucking plan!
Caboose: Uh oh! I think I just thought about something again.
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Red vs Blue recreation male oc
FantasyTucker and Ava are in trouble. Caboose is acting weird and working on his project it is up to Sarge Alex and Caboose to save Tucker and Ava. Also they need to find an artifact that is barred. Meanwhile in Valhalla Simmons, Will, Donut, Lopez and So...