Eren (12:03 am)
Yeay... i really am drunk

Armin (12:04 am)
Merry Christmas, Eren.

-

Mikasa (7:01 am)
Merry Christmas, Annie.

Annie (7:03 am)
Ure always gone when i wake up

Mikasa (7:13 am)
I'm sorry. I have work today.

-

Sasha (11:14 am)
Merry Christmas!!!

Connie (11:15 am)
Merry chrstmas

Sasha (11:15 am)
Santa brought me gifts!!

Jean (11:16 am)
Santa isn't real.

Connie (11:17 am)
How dare you

Sasha (11:19 am)
Oh yeah?? If santa isnt real then who gave me a 24 pack of dr pepper and a family size bag of takis??

Jean (11:23 am)
Probably Historia.

Sasha (11:24 am)
Historia is santa

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Historia (8:13 pm)
Happy birthday!

Ymir (8:15 pm)
Merry Christmas**

Historia (8:16 pm)
Oh yeah that

Ymir (8:17 pm)
Stop drinking so much wine. You'll scare the children

Bertholdt (8:19 pm)
She's right, Historia. I drank a lot and threw up!!!!

Ymir (8:23 pm)
Where did you throw up??!?!

Bertholdt (8:38 pm)
Uhmm

Reiner (8:39 pm)
none of ur business thats where

Ymir (8:41 pm)
It's mine and Historia's place, of course it's my business

Reiner (8:43 pm)
ooh sick i thougt we were at armins

Bertholdt (8:47 pm)
I thought so too!!!!

Ymir (8:50 pm)
BERTOTO WHERE DID U THROW UP

Bertholdt (8:57 pm)
Uhmm

Ymir (8:58 pm)
I cant believe im the least drunk here. What a lame ass party

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Jean (11:11 pm)
Merry Christmas, Marco.

Marco (11:47 pm)
Merry Christmas, Jean.

-

December 26

Historia (12:03 am)
MERRY CHSRITMAS EVERYBDOY

Ymir (12:06 am)
STOP USING YOUR PHONE TORI

Sasha (12:07 am)
Merry Christmas bitcheesss

Marco (12:11 am)
Merry Christmas!! I hope everyone had a wonderful day!

Connie (12:14 am)
Yeah like spending time with loved ones instead of going on dates with randos

Sasha (12:15 am)
YEAU WHAT HE SAID

Eren (12:17 am)
Armin! Bring out the kettle

Armin (12:19 am)
Tea?

Eren (12:22 am)
Tea

Reiner (12:22 am)
eyoooooo merry cidisksorsglamsnsiaka!!!

Ymir (12:23 am)
THAT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE TO CHRISTMAS

Bertholdt (12:23 am)
Yeah sure merry """"Christmas"""" if Christmas is even real

Jean (12:24 am)
What the fuck?

Marco (12:24 am)
What? What do you mean, Connie?

Ymir (12:25 am)
Beer-can-opener gets all conspiracy theorist on us when he's drunk

Annie (12:26 am)
Immmm cryint

Annie (12:26 am)
Im crying

Ymir (12:27 am)
And annie gets emotions when she's drunk

Connie (12:28 am)
What do you mean what do i mean marco?? Huh?? HUH!?

Sasha (12:32 am)
YEAH? WHAT DO YOU MEAN MARCO?! HUH?????? YOU MAKE NO SENSE

Mikasa (12:38 am)
Is that why you're not home, Annie? Unbelievable.

Eren (12:40 am)
Oh fuck the tea is too hot Armin!!

Armin (12:41 am)
It's boiling!

Jean (12:41 am)
Connie and Sasha, please shut up.

Marco (12:41 am)
I am so confused :(

Annie (12:41 am)
Cryintggg

Ymir (12:41 am)
This is getting way out of control

Connie (12:42 am)
You know who else is confused marco!?!?!?

Sasha (12:43 am)
Maybe if you stopped playing with peoples hearts YOU WOULDNT BE SO CONFUSED

Reiner (12:43 am)
js8ajaisud rososoaos sjuz syosos sospnaia sua wkn xucnr

Jean (12:44 am)
SASHA CONNIE IM BEING SERIOUS

Bertholdt (12:45 am)
Being confused isn't real. You're just not ready to handle the truth yet

Marco (12:46 am)
Oh, I see.

Marco (12:47 am)
I don't feel comfortable being in this chat. I'm sorry everyone!

Marco (12:47 am)
I'm sorry Jean.

[Marco has left the chat]

Historia (12:48 am)
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY

Eren (12:49 am)
Oh shit

Reiner (12:49 am)
sushdll skaia es usj ????

Armin (12:49 am)
Oh no...

Ymir (12:49 am)
What the fuck just happened

Bertholdt (12:50 am)
THE BACK OF THE SUN IS THE MOON!!!!!

Jean (12:51 am)
Shit.

Annie (12:52 am)
Ctyingfg

Ymir (12:53 am)
Everyone go to sleep now!!!

[Mikasa has left the chat]

Eren (12:54 am)
Mikasa??

Armin (12:55 am)
What's going on? I feel like I'm missing a lot.

Eren (12:56 am)
Same

Sasha (12:57 am)
Dont kill us jean

Connie (12:57 am)
Ily jean

Jean (12:58 am)
I hate you both.

Gabi (1:03 am)
Historia added me by mistake... it's ONE AM IN THE MORNING GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP YOU WEIRDOS

Bertholdt (1:03 am)
Sleep isn't real

[Gabi has left the chat]

Armin (1:04 am)
Off to sleep!

Ymir (1:04 am)
Goodniight. Regrets come tomorrow, right now we sleep

Connie (1:05 am)
Night

Sasha (1:05 am)
Goodniiiight

Bertholdt (1:06 am)
I threw up again

Reiner (1:07 am)
kas skewn szzzzzzzzz

Historia (1:08 am)
Merry Christmas and sweets dreams!! And happy birthday!!

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Levi (1:11 am)
I can't sleep.

Hange (1:12 am)
Have you tried drinking tea infused with Nyquil?

Levi (1:13 am)
I'm going to sleep.

A/N: yall deserve two chapters in one day. Let me know if you see any mistakes!!

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⏰ Last updated: Mar 27, 2022 ⏰

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