Star Wars Imagines and Preferences

kylo ren

you are with you're man kylo ren and you are about to have an epic battle on ur fav game, aminal crossing. it's so good. you get and idea all of the sudden. all of the sudden you sae "baby let's do the keeto diet" and he say WHAT!?!?!?!?!🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 the cheeto diet!??
yes you say. "it is like when u eat no carbs."
and he is very curious as to why we would eat cards in the first place and u get FUREUS!!!!!!!! he is so STUPID!!!!!!!! NO KYLO REN U SAY NO T CARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CARBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you yell

"ohhhhhh!!!" he say/ so you go to the store to buy special no carb tortilles. so u go to the express register because you only buy the tortillas but then the cashier says the package has 10 tortillas so u dont qualify for the express checkout so u have to go to the regular checkout . there are so many people and u have a phobia of people spreading foot fungus so you tell the cashier to ring up the tortillas or else you will scream and wipe boogers on the floor. so she quickly gets the message and rings us up. the total is $87.93

ok let's go kylo ren says. so u get in the car and you say hey let's invite our friend Benedict cumperbatch for dinner tonight!!!!
he say yeah and call him on the phone!!!!

"hi :3" he answers.
kylo ren say "hi come over for dinner?"
ben say: yeah ok. will be there in 1 moment

so you go home and get ready for him to come over. you are a little excited because he is very handsome and famouse. so he arrives and you decide to sit down and eat keto tortillas with peanut butter

"mmmmmmm!!!!!' benedict exclaims "this is DELICIOUS " he says

but then he drops his fork on the flour and he sees your horrendous, shameful feet and he screams!!!!!! like a women!!!!!!
and he yells "THIS IS FOUL!!!!!!! YOU PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!! this is exactly why i don't associate with common people"

and you cry for a little bit but your beautiful husband comforts you and holds u in his arms. he says "you know i think our foot fungus is a beautiful thing. it brings us together" and he is so right. it rlly dose. so you live happily ever after with itchy feet