A radio sounds.
Sarge: Command! Come in, Command! This is Blood Gulch Outpost-... wait... I mean, Simmons, what's the name of this place again?
Simmons: Valhalla.
Sarge: Valhaldagir-jangle-callit... thingy... Outpost Number One! Do you read? Come in! I need advisement on what to do about Blue Team!
Simmons: What are you doing?
Grif: What do you mean, what am I doing? We have two enemys here. We can milk this for years!
Sarge: No, Blue Team! (slowly) Ba-lue...
Caboose waltzes up to Simmons Alex and south and Grif, who fail to notice him. He looks back and forth between who's talking.
Grif: If we beat them, Command will just send us to some new base, where we have to fight a real team.
Simmons: So?
Alex: So!? Do you want to fight one shitty enemy, or five real enemies?
Sarge: B-L-U-E. Blue! Try lookin' under "suck it!"
Grif: You want me to help you subtract one from five? I know that's tough for you.
Simmons: Shut up.
Caboose: Hey guys.
South: Hey Caboose.
Simmons: What are you doing here!?
Caboose: Just gettin' parts from the crashed ship. What are you guys up to?
Grif: We're deciding whether or not to kill you and wipe out your team forever.
Alex: And burn your remains.
Caboose: Ah. Sounds tough.
Grif: We're kinda splittin' the decision right now.
Caboose: Do I get a vote?
Simmons: No! G-Get back to your base! Stop wandering around during your defeat. It's confusing!
Caboose: Oh! Okay. Sorry! (begins to head back towards his base)
Simmons: And what are you guys workin' on?
Caboose: Still not telling you!
South: You really want to know what he's working on it's probably dumb
Sarge: Hello? Hello? Hello? They hung up on me!
Simmons: Why?
Sarge: They said they didn't even have record of a Blue Team. Nothing on Blues at all in their computer system.
South: Why would they oh ya that.
Simmons: Oh. ... Ohhhh!
Sarge: What?
Simmons: We deleted them, remember? From Command computers. We wiped them out.
Sarge: We did?
Simmons: Yeah, don't you remember?
Sarge: Ohhh, right.
Cuts to a flashback. Grif and Sarge are standing behind Simmons, who is looking at a computer.
Sarge: Simmons, execute the hypotenuse initiative, and delete the Blues.
Simmons: (presses a switch) Done! The Blues now never existed. I also upgraded your pay scale while I was at it.
Sarge: Well deserved.
Grif: Yeah, we win!
Sarge cocks his shotgun and shoots Grif in the head. Grif falls over.
Grif: Blarg! I am dead, but that's okay, I don't deserve to enjoy victory. My life has meant nothing.
Sarge: What a great day! Simmons, transform into Motorcycle Mode.
Simmons: [monotone] You got it, sir. (begins changing into a motorcycle) Choop choop choop choop choop! Beep beep!
Sarge: Let's get out of here. (hops on motorcycle-Simmons and drives outside) Yee-haw!
Caboose: I wish I was on the Red Team, don't you Jenkins?
Jenkins: Absolutely.
End flashback.
Grif: That's not what happened!
Sarge: Of course it is.
Grif: Then how am I still alive?
Sarge: I ask myself that question every day. (pauses) Moto-Simmons! Run him over.
Alex: I don't think Will's name is Jenkins.
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